the circle of life. It revolves around Natalee.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

hey all.
okay, STUPID blogger is set to html, and i can't change my font to verdana. I CAN'T FIND THE FREAKIN BUTTON THAT CHANGES IT TO UN-HTML. Cue Iris: Well done, Natalee. but anyway. I'm back from LifeSkills Camp, but more about that later.

Vishal: Haven't you heard about those horror stories where you wake up in a tub of cold water with both your kidneys gone?
Yina: No Vishal, that was what happened when you went clubbing.
Vishal: (sarcastically) oh yeah, heh heh.

For some really odd reason I can't get that out of my head,hohoho. and during debate training we were (namely, the debate junior-seniors) were singing Barbie Girl in the toilet. and then suddenly i realised that that song is really sexual! how can this not be sexual:

You can brush my hair, undress me every where.
and You can touch, you can play, if you say, I'm always yours.

Like whoa. Iris Pek, you pervert/bimbo. whoo. oh my. this post is getting boring-er and boring-er. But don't blame me, I'm only posting because I have nothing better to do, and not because I actually have a plan on what to blog about. When did i ever.

okay lifeskills camp. THE FOOD WAS BETTER THAN LAST YEAR. which is like, a big deal. and so was the showering system! i actually managed to feel clean, so congrats to me.

Sleeping under the stars was cool, although audrey kept complaining that i was stealing her blanket. and kelly was in the EXACT SAME POSTION the entire night. seriously she sleeps like she's dead. and we managed to harrass her boyfriend. yes ~~EUGENE~~ HO person, we love you more than kelly does.

Nighttrail was bad, because i was the one organising it, and plus i was really sick after rushing around the entire night. We won a prize for it though, so i guess it was fine. OH AUDREY AND SIMIN. the triangle thing with the wiggly worm. or so i thought. apparently, veins are aplenty.

pardon me if you don't understand. it's an inside joke. hurhurhur.

pictures galore, but kelly is too lazy to send it to me, and i'm too lazy to call mpoh.

PESA/3angles is so screwed.

Natalee is boring today.

Monday, March 05, 2007

hello all. yup, my braces has been fitted, or as ee wei puts it, I'VE BEEN BRACED. woohoo.
it hurts to eat, but it's not stopping me. Although i was kind of hoping braces would make me not eat, but hoohoo.
anywho, today I have decided to compile a list of things you can do or rather, i do when i'm stressed/depressed/tired etc, although lots of hw awaits. well so here goes:

1. If time permits, I take a nap.

2. Eat ice-cream. EVERYONE knows the wonders of that creamy delight.

3. Play some weepy James Blunt song and drown myself in the sorrow.

4. Watch some frothy, bimbotic chick flick with lots of good looking people. (I hardly ever have the time, though)

5. Touch trees.

6. Pick a flower from the garden and tear it's petals into shreds; then throw it into the air and pretend it's confetti.

7. Crush your homework/assignment/whatever into a ball, then unfold it and fuss over how it's oh-so-crumpled. then use an iron to iron it.

8. Sing the Spongebob Squarepants Song and dance around the room.

9. Tie your dog's fur up into little pony tails.

10. Chop garlic.

Well, that's all I have for now. hmm, I feel the need to waste more time, so I shall talk about my PESA/ 3angles group!
It's some speech thing, and we're collabarating with HCI and SCGS. My group has 2 nanyang girls, 2 SCGS girls, and one HCI boy. All are sec 1 except the two NY girls, namely me and eehsien.
yes you heard right, EEHSIEN.
like, what were they thinking when they put me and eehsien in the same group?! we're gonna wreck havoc i tell you.
and eehsien has been really high these few days, so WOOHOO, we're in for a roller coaster ride. anyway the 2 SCGS girls and Zoey and Liwen. they're nice. About my height or taller, which is not good. ): why why why am I so short! and the HCI boy isn't any much better. He's AT LEAST 170, and i am not happy. D: neither is eehsien, because we're both dimunitive in size. I havent heard them speak though.

well then, that's all for now. I've got homework by the truckload, and my brain hurts.

love,
Natho.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

hellohellohello. okay, so i have a science worksheet to do and an OM cape to decorate, but you know, my lazyitis has come back again. :D but anyway CNYCNYCNY! it was fantabulous, i can assure you.
and i didn't have to wear spaghetti straps! :DDDDD
how cool is that. my mum went shopping again, and my mum, ever the shopaholic, decided to buy somemore clothes for me. and thus, i had a surplus! so all i had to do was to avoid the nataleeturnsintomeatdumpling clothes!
SO HAHA RUSSELL. YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT ME NOW.
and as usual, my cousins were at my house. and you know what happens when my cousins are here?
YUP. ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
well, so you can imagine what happens when you combine hyper young cousins with a new mac computer with photo altering abilities. oh, and add in an equally hyper uncle.
well, this happens:

let's lick the camera, cousin Long Tongue says.

don't even ask me to explain this one.

Welcome to the hamburger head family, darling.

let's not forget Mr JackieChancloneperson.

oh, did i mention? I'm related to Chicken Little.

Okay, there is more, but it's in my mac account, and i'm using windows.
ohnoohnoohno. i was going to talk about something else, but you know, natalee has short term memory.

So let me just end with this:

okay, i'm outdated. but it's so cute i couldn't bear not to show it.

I'll leave you guys to go fuss over this picture for now. XD

Friday, February 16, 2007

hello:D
the NATHOlee is back froom aitong, and she is bored and her stomach hurts.
BUT i am happy:D woohoo aitong rocks man. AND mrscheng! and her lovely little ~~zoo~~ 6D. They're really scary, and mr cheng grossed us out by telling us about this boy in her class who eats his eraser and pen cap, and who licks his shoes. FANTASTIC class, huh.
but anyway. we went to thomson plaza to eat KFC after that. we walked from aitong, and ethel was like complaining and whining. it's good exercise okay, madam! i walk alot, that's why i have such ~~chunky~~ well-toned calves.:D
oh gosh science SIA. i'm going to get a zero, so wish me luck, everybody. okay.i forgot what i was going to blog about, so bye.

weedle dum.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

hello all. my dog just hopped on my table and took a picture of herself.

hoho isn't she photogenic:D
and now she's sniffing my computer's CPU, apparently she finds it extremely amusing.
oh gosh, she's so cute!
but anyway. enough gushing about my dear sweet Yogi. now i shall talk about mr ong.
YES, mr ong, that ~~idiot~~ art teacher. I dare not utter his full name, for fear of being sued or something. WELL. YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID TODAY. he tried to give xinni and YAYE a yellow form!
-gasps-
well, for those who don't know what a yellow form is, it's for demerit points.
and their offence? NOT DOING THEIR ART HOMEWORK.
okay, sure, they were REALLY REALLY late. BUT how can ANYONE TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY? I MEAN SERIOUSLY?! he's such a dolt. when he presented us with the lovely yellow form, I don't think a lot of people really knew or cared what in the world he was holding up, until someone yelled, "What is it?" and everyone looked up from doing what they were doing(which was mostly, if not all totally unrelated to ART.).
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE COULD THINK HE IS HANDSOME, OR HOT, OR WHATEVER.
okay, so he has youth and all, and the typical schoolboy look.
but he has the personality of a goldfish.
okay, that would be an insult to the goldfish.
A DEAD FISH.
ugh,
WHERE IS MR LIM KOK BOON?!
HE'S SO MUCH NICER, CHARISMATIC-ER, CUTER, ARTIER, AND ALL TOGETHER A MUCH BETTER TEACHER.
mr ong is so........
UGH!
but like whatever, i hope he leaves before five months.
AND WHYWHYWHY DOES MISS LEE HAVE TO LEAVE?!
i mean, home ec. is so fun with her around okay. not that it wasn't fun before, but she makes it nicer.
we made chocolate chip cookies today:D and then she told us she was going to australia! to study medicine, whatever for D:. now mrong, why don't YOU go study medicine instead.
okay, i have like, a science project due today which i haven't started, so toodles. (yes, i am late for an assignment AGAIN.)

my sister is a flasher. O:

okay bye.

Monday, February 12, 2007

hoohoo. stayed back in school again, to do OM.
AND WE MADE THE MOST STUPIDEST MISTAKE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
okay, there is no such thing as stupidest. but you know, whatever.

YOU KNOW WHAT WE DID! we bought ENAMEL PAINT to paint a BACKDROP. plus we forgot to buy turpentine. and then we only discovered when we started painting, and dipped all the brushes in that stupid BLACK PAINT. and then it couldn't be washed off! and then i proceeded to make another stupid mistake by using my fingers to clean off the paint on the brush. uh huh yup, without turpentine.

yes, i do make the best choices sometimes.

and now my fingers are weird and blackened.D:
I hope our backdrop doesn't die.
but anywho.
well kellAYE/julian just sent me the photos from prop making. I think i look terrible, but i always do anyway. oh well here they are:

as you can see, this is me trying to be a christmas tree and being weird as well. you see, multi-tasking comes naturally to me.

okay, i was going to drape the red cloth over liting's head, but then i chickened out and kelly took a picture of that as well. -.-

presenting the amazing dancing fairy princess, princess Natalio Higglepump.

OKAY. WHY ARE THERE ONLY WEIRD PICTURES OF ME?! KELLY!
this must be a conspiracy.
Forget it, i shall not blog nor post any pictures anymore.

withlove, natho.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

hello! eewei wants me to blog about the Julia Gabriel's debate comps, but more about that later.
I think i'm going to frighten all of humanity on CNY, mostly because after going through the new year clothing that my mum had lovingly purchased for me, I suddenly discovered to my ~~horror~~ delight, that most of the tops were SPAGHETTI STRAPS.

which is totally cool, except for the fact that I look like some wonderful meat dumpling in them. apparently my mum thinks I look unbelievably alluring wearing them, but well. It's hard to be alluring when you're wondering how much fat is oozing out of your clothing.

and my mum got angry because one of the darling little skirts she bought me(i'm not being sarcastic here) was slipping off my waist, due to the fact that i've lost a teensy weensy bit of weight.
I guess it was sort of a bittersweet feeling for me, bitter because now the skirt that was so pretty when i tried it on months ago now looks like a tent, and sweet because of, you know, obvious reasons.

i don't think the slimlessness will last for long though, CNY is coming. and no, i haven't been starving myself.

Oh, ANDANDAND I'M GETTING BRACES ON THE 28TH! i wanted to get them earlier to put me off eating the goodies on CNY, but after the seeing all the lovely things that my mum brought home, i'm kind of thankful i didn't put on my braces before CNY:D I've been consuming alot of jelly, hopefully i don't split my pants or something.

BUT anyway, back to JGs. We lost to MGS, which was sad. BUT i didn't really cry because of that though.

I mean, we've lost before. I guess it was because Iris was crying, and she was so upset i started crying too. and really iris, everyone makes mistakes. I don't think anyone in the sec and and two cohort blames you, so don't worry about it.

and i suddenly realise that no matter how much i try to avoid being too girlishly emotional, i still am susceptible to become teary whenever my friends start crying. which is really weird, because i haven't cried in more than half a month, although i've been hit by mum for various reasons in this time frame (of which mostly, if not all were my fault, so don't worry, i'm not being abused).

i don't cry very easily.

and still, i cried the day before yesterday.

I think me and iris and eehsien must have been quite a sight, a little crying ring of nanyang girls (okay, eehsien wasn't crying.). and you know WHO i was crying in front of?

LEGIONS AND LEGIONS OF ACSI BOYS.

okay, i exaggerate, but anyway, it was a considerable amount. i didn't know where to hide in embarrassment after that. -.-

i didn't really remain in much of a bad mood after that, infact I GOT REALLY HIGH! crying makes you feel good :D

THE OM MEETING!
PROP MAKING SESSION, AND MOST OF US(OKAY, MAYBE ONLY ME) WERE HIGH.
I'm a fairy dancing princess! and christmas tree. kelly took evenmore weird photos, but i shall only post them when i get them from her. and these are the photos that fongyi took!:

me and super kellAYE, hiding behind our science worksheets.
which are undone, by the way.

those are our lovely feet. i am LAYE, and as you can see, my skirt is the longest. i need to be saved from short-dom.

and the lovely madeliNAYE, posing with her black sauce chicken. that's my hand.

and NAYE again, trying to eat fonGAYE's butt. sometimes i worry for that girl and her cannibalistic tendencies.

and lastly audreYAYE, looking at i-don't-know-what.

There are more, but partly due to laziness, and partly due to the fact that the photos load so amazingly slowly, i have decided not to post the insignificant rest.

you know, i was supposed to blog about something funnier, but now i've forgotten all about it. oh man, if i continue like this, very soon i'll forget my own name.

oh, and one more thing, my STUPID MSN HAS CONTRACTED A VIRUS. it selects random people to pass the virus on to, so don't click anything i say to you.

the awesome fantastico nataLAYE/Puck/dancing fairy princess/christmas tree says
good bye.

oh, cool beans.