HOOHOO!!!!!! yay! i'm finally posting(it's after exams) and i shall do the quiz ethel told me to! haha ethel, i do bother to post. but before i launch into it(I havent even read it yet) i shall make a proclaimation: I AM SO FAT!!!! whew. glad i got that out of my system. like REALLY?! and don't worry. i'm not anorexic. my PROBLEM is that i can't stop eating. oh man. please. i'll grow to be SUPER SUPER obese and nobody would want me and i shall die an old FAT spinster with 25 dogs. WOO. my future looks UBER promising. YAYness? BAH. and i think the SKINNIEST people think they're fat(except that doesn't apply to me). REMEMBER the BA-SHA(barbie-geisha - non nanyang natalee classmates will NOT know)? my sister, whose best friend is BA-SHA's sister, says BA-SHA thinks she's fat. like, WTF? if SHE is fat, what the HECK am I? a gigantic blob of wobbling FAT? oh please! as much as i am fat, i know that i am NO gigantic blob of whatever. goodness. now SHE is anorexic. POOH. and she's pretty too. fooey. before i start typing nonsense again, I shall start with the quiz:
1. state the gender opp. to yours
2. fill up the following according to whether the traits turn you on/off/DM in the opp. gender
3. tag 5 people
1. male.
2.HAIR
long - fooey. that's just weird. off (i think its weird that you can turn a person on and off. like we're some lightbulb.TING!)
short - oh wells. probably on.
STYLE:
tangled - i have only one thing to say: COMB YOUR HAIR in the morning. the "tangled" look is just ugly.off.
gelled flat - i havent exactly seen people with gelled flat hair(except mr ng, but that doesn't count. he's a walking fashion DISASTER) so i don't know. does DM mean i don't know?
out of bed - YEESH-ness. no thanky kindly. off.
waxed - how do you do that? pour candle wax in your hair? POOH. dm, i don't know even know how you can wax your hair.
OTHERS:
curly - on. my DAD has curly hair.
wavy - like mine! fine, on. may i say yes instead? "on" and "off" seems so unlike ME.
pokerstraight - like rebonded? oh goodness. take yourself and that HAIR far far away from me.
FACEEYES:
brown - everyone has brown eyes. it would be weird if i said no.
green - to tell the truth. i don't care about eyes. i shall skip the rest of the eye questions, but i shall still post them here for the benefit of the people who want to do it.
blue
grey
big
small
NOSE:
nosebridge - what about the nose bridge?
hooked - like Professor Snape. but anyway. no. i don't like hawks,falcons, eagles whatever.
MOUTH:
full lips - ooh. pouty. depends i guess.
thin lips - finefine.
very thick lips - FISHLIPS!! no.
OTHERS:
cheek bone - what about the freakin cheekbone?
high forehead - I don't like luohan fish, thank you.
BODYHEIGHT:
tall - not too tall. i'm short.
average - oh well. yes.
short - i'm fine. i'm a freakin midget, please.
BODY TYPE:
storky - if dm means i don't know then dm.
obese - dm
rake thin - no way. skeletons are scary!
average - yup.
SKIN TONE:
dark skin - yes
tanned - yes on.
pecs - i sound like a complete idiot, but what are pecs?
abs - no need.
biceps - no need.
LEGS:
muscular - whatever, but not like mr LIM CHOW HOON. i think i'll faint.
long - yes. but not too long.
short - i have short legs. so fine.
OTHERS:
hairy - please. don't make me vomit.
PERSONALITY
quiet - i don't know. but you must be able to keep up with my tempo! HUP HUP HUP!!
loud - yes. I'm a LOUDLOUD person.
sensitive - sensitive as in oh-my-lord-you-bully-me-i'm-gonna-cry sensitive or what?
insensitive - off
tender - fine, but no mushy stuff. i have a weak heart.
kind - yes.
kind to animals - cliched, but yes.
metrosexual - dm.
joker - i get sick off jokes sometimes, so dm.
playboy - i don't know if there is such thing as a playboy for THIRTEEN year olds. -.-
loyal - dm
sense of humour - yes please.
serious - fine. seriousness is good. add in maturity please.
romantic - no need.
colourful language - i swear too. but pepper your sentences with foul hokkien words all the time and i'll wash your mouth with detergent.)
jock - dm. i havent met a real life jock yet. i think. i don't know.
musical - no need. but it would be cool.
studious - YES! teach me math and science. FREE of charge.
geek - i'm fine. geeks are okay.
logical/factual - yes yes. no dreamy little monkeys for me.
narrow-minded - NO.
philosophical/thinker - stupid question. as far as i know, NO 13 year old is philosophical. you need to be OLD for that.
I TAG everyone who's reading this. FOOmpsicles.
The Ugly Ducky.