The unbosomings of an Ugly Duckling

2007-03-11T01:48:00.000-08:00

hey all.
okay, STUPID blogger is set to html, and i can't change my font to verdana. I CAN'T FIND THE FREAKIN BUTTON THAT CHANGES IT TO UN-HTML. Cue Iris: Well done, Natalee. but anyway. I'm back from LifeSkills Camp, but more about that later.

Vishal: Haven't you heard about those horror stories where you wake up in a tub of cold water with both your kidneys gone?
Yina: No Vishal, that was what happened when you went clubbing.
Vishal: (sarcastically) oh yeah, heh heh.

For some really odd reason I can't get that out of my head,hohoho. and during debate training we were (namely, the debate junior-seniors) were singing Barbie Girl in the toilet. and then suddenly i realised that that song is really sexual! how can this not be sexual:

You can brush my hair, undress me every where.
and You can touch, you can play, if you say, I'm always yours.

Like whoa. Iris Pek, you pervert/bimbo. whoo. oh my. this post is getting boring-er and boring-er. But don't blame me, I'm only posting because I have nothing better to do, and not because I actually have a plan on what to blog about. When did i ever.

okay lifeskills camp. THE FOOD WAS BETTER THAN LAST YEAR. which is like, a big deal. and so was the showering system! i actually managed to feel clean, so congrats to me.

Sleeping under the stars was cool, although audrey kept complaining that i was stealing her blanket. and kelly was in the EXACT SAME POSTION the entire night. seriously she sleeps like she's dead. and we managed to harrass her boyfriend. yes ~~EUGENE~~ HO person, we love you more than kelly does.

Nighttrail was bad, because i was the one organising it, and plus i was really sick after rushing around the entire night. We won a prize for it though, so i guess it was fine. OH AUDREY AND SIMIN. the triangle thing with the wiggly worm. or so i thought. apparently, veins are aplenty.

pardon me if you don't understand. it's an inside joke. hurhurhur.

pictures galore, but kelly is too lazy to send it to me, and i'm too lazy to call mpoh.

PESA/3angles is so screwed.

Natalee is boring today.

2007-03-05T01:30:00.000-08:00

hello all. yup, my braces has been fitted, or as ee wei puts it, I'VE BEEN BRACED. woohoo.
it hurts to eat, but it's not stopping me. Although i was kind of hoping braces would make me not eat, but hoohoo.
anywho, today I have decided to compile a list of things you can do or rather, i do when i'm stressed/depressed/tired etc, although lots of hw awaits. well so here goes:

1. If time permits, I take a nap.

2. Eat ice-cream. EVERYONE knows the wonders of that creamy delight.

3. Play some weepy James Blunt song and drown myself in the sorrow.

4. Watch some frothy, bimbotic chick flick with lots of good looking people. (I hardly ever have the time, though)

5. Touch trees.

6. Pick a flower from the garden and tear it's petals into shreds; then throw it into the air and pretend it's confetti.

7. Crush your homework/assignment/whatever into a ball, then unfold it and fuss over how it's oh-so-crumpled. then use an iron to iron it.

8. Sing the Spongebob Squarepants Song and dance around the room.

9. Tie your dog's fur up into little pony tails.

10. Chop garlic.

Well, that's all I have for now. hmm, I feel the need to waste more time, so I shall talk about my PESA/ 3angles group!
It's some speech thing, and we're collabarating with HCI and SCGS. My group has 2 nanyang girls, 2 SCGS girls, and one HCI boy. All are sec 1 except the two NY girls, namely me and eehsien.
yes you heard right, EEHSIEN.
like, what were they thinking when they put me and eehsien in the same group?! we're gonna wreck havoc i tell you.
and eehsien has been really high these few days, so WOOHOO, we're in for a roller coaster ride. anyway the 2 SCGS girls and Zoey and Liwen. they're nice. About my height or taller, which is not good. ): why why why am I so short! and the HCI boy isn't any much better. He's AT LEAST 170, and i am not happy. D: neither is eehsien, because we're both dimunitive in size. I havent heard them speak though.

well then, that's all for now. I've got homework by the truckload, and my brain hurts.

love,
Natho.

2007-02-21T23:39:00.000-08:00

hellohellohello. okay, so i have a science worksheet to do and an OM cape to decorate, but you know, my lazyitis has come back again. :D but anyway CNYCNYCNY! it was fantabulous, i can assure you.
and i didn't have to wear spaghetti straps! :DDDDD
how cool is that. my mum went shopping again, and my mum, ever the shopaholic, decided to buy somemore clothes for me. and thus, i had a surplus! so all i had to do was to avoid the nataleeturnsintomeatdumpling clothes!
SO HAHA RUSSELL. YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT ME NOW.
and as usual, my cousins were at my house. and you know what happens when my cousins are here?
YUP. ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
well, so you can imagine what happens when you combine hyper young cousins with a new mac computer with photo altering abilities. oh, and add in an equally hyper uncle.
well, this happens:

let's lick the camera, cousin Long Tongue says.

don't even ask me to explain this one.

Welcome to the hamburger head family, darling.

let's not forget Mr JackieChancloneperson.

oh, did i mention? I'm related to Chicken Little.

Okay, there is more, but it's in my mac account, and i'm using windows.
ohnoohnoohno. i was going to talk about something else, but you know, natalee has short term memory.

So let me just end with this:
okay, i'm outdated. but it's so cute i couldn't bear not to show it.

I'll leave you guys to go fuss over this picture for now. XD

2007-02-16T00:04:00.000-08:00

hello:D
the NATHOlee is back froom aitong, and she is bored and her stomach hurts.
BUT i am happy:D woohoo aitong rocks man. AND mrscheng! and her lovely little ~~zoo~~ 6D. They're really scary, and mr cheng grossed us out by telling us about this boy in her class who eats his eraser and pen cap, and who licks his shoes. FANTASTIC class, huh.
but anyway. we went to thomson plaza to eat KFC after that. we walked from aitong, and ethel was like complaining and whining. it's good exercise okay, madam! i walk alot, that's why i have such ~~chunky~~ well-toned calves.:D
oh gosh science SIA. i'm going to get a zero, so wish me luck, everybody. okay.i forgot what i was going to blog about, so bye.

weedle dum.

2007-02-15T00:46:00.000-08:00

hello all. my dog just hopped on my table and took a picture of herself.

hoho isn't she photogenic:D
and now she's sniffing my computer's CPU, apparently she finds it extremely amusing.
oh gosh, she's so cute!
but anyway. enough gushing about my dear sweet Yogi. now i shall talk about mr ong.
YES, mr ong, that ~~idiot~~ art teacher. I dare not utter his full name, for fear of being sued or something. WELL. YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID TODAY. he tried to give xinni and YAYE a yellow form!
-gasps-
well, for those who don't know what a yellow form is, it's for demerit points.
and their offence? NOT DOING THEIR ART HOMEWORK.
okay, sure, they were REALLY REALLY late. BUT how can ANYONE TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY? I MEAN SERIOUSLY?! he's such a dolt. when he presented us with the lovely yellow form, I don't think a lot of people really knew or cared what in the world he was holding up, until someone yelled, "What is it?" and everyone looked up from doing what they were doing(which was mostly, if not all totally unrelated to ART.).
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE COULD THINK HE IS HANDSOME, OR HOT, OR WHATEVER.
okay, so he has youth and all, and the typical schoolboy look.
but he has the personality of a goldfish.
okay, that would be an insult to the goldfish.
A DEAD FISH.
ugh,
WHERE IS MR LIM KOK BOON?!
HE'S SO MUCH NICER, CHARISMATIC-ER, CUTER, ARTIER, AND ALL TOGETHER A MUCH BETTER TEACHER.
mr ong is so........
UGH!
but like whatever, i hope he leaves before five months.
AND WHYWHYWHY DOES MISS LEE HAVE TO LEAVE?!
i mean, home ec. is so fun with her around okay. not that it wasn't fun before, but she makes it nicer.
we made chocolate chip cookies today:D and then she told us she was going to australia! to study medicine, whatever for D:. now mrong, why don't YOU go study medicine instead.
okay, i have like, a science project due today which i haven't started, so toodles. (yes, i am late for an assignment AGAIN.)

my sister is a flasher. O:

okay bye.

2007-02-12T04:16:00.000-08:00

hoohoo. stayed back in school again, to do OM.
AND WE MADE THE MOST STUPIDEST MISTAKE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
okay, there is no such thing as stupidest. but you know, whatever.

YOU KNOW WHAT WE DID! we bought ENAMEL PAINT to paint a BACKDROP. plus we forgot to buy turpentine. and then we only discovered when we started painting, and dipped all the brushes in that stupid BLACK PAINT. and then it couldn't be washed off! and then i proceeded to make another stupid mistake by using my fingers to clean off the paint on the brush. uh huh yup, without turpentine.

yes, i do make the best choices sometimes.

and now my fingers are weird and blackened.D:
I hope our backdrop doesn't die.
but anywho.
well kellAYE/julian just sent me the photos from prop making. I think i look terrible, but i always do anyway. oh well here they are:

as you can see, this is me trying to be a christmas tree and being weird as well. you see, multi-tasking comes naturally to me.

okay, i was going to drape the red cloth over liting's head, but then i chickened out and kelly took a picture of that as well. -.-

presenting the amazing dancing fairy princess, princess Natalio Higglepump.

OKAY. WHY ARE THERE ONLY WEIRD PICTURES OF ME?! KELLY!
this must be a conspiracy.
Forget it, i shall not blog nor post any pictures anymore.

withlove, natho.

2007-02-10T23:37:00.000-08:00

hello! eewei wants me to blog about the Julia Gabriel's debate comps, but more about that later.
I think i'm going to frighten all of humanity on CNY, mostly because after going through the new year clothing that my mum had lovingly purchased for me, I suddenly discovered to my ~~horror~~ delight, that most of the tops were SPAGHETTI STRAPS.

which is totally cool, except for the fact that I look like some wonderful meat dumpling in them. apparently my mum thinks I look unbelievably alluring wearing them, but well. It's hard to be alluring when you're wondering how much fat is oozing out of your clothing.

and my mum got angry because one of the darling little skirts she bought me(i'm not being sarcastic here) was slipping off my waist, due to the fact that i've lost a teensy weensy bit of weight.
I guess it was sort of a bittersweet feeling for me, bitter because now the skirt that was so pretty when i tried it on months ago now looks like a tent, and sweet because of, you know, obvious reasons.

i don't think the slimlessness will last for long though, CNY is coming. and no, i haven't been starving myself.

Oh, ANDANDAND I'M GETTING BRACES ON THE 28TH! i wanted to get them earlier to put me off eating the goodies on CNY, but after the seeing all the lovely things that my mum brought home, i'm kind of thankful i didn't put on my braces before CNY:D I've been consuming alot of jelly, hopefully i don't split my pants or something.

BUT anyway, back to JGs. We lost to MGS, which was sad. BUT i didn't really cry because of that though.

I mean, we've lost before. I guess it was because Iris was crying, and she was so upset i started crying too. and really iris, everyone makes mistakes. I don't think anyone in the sec and and two cohort blames you, so don't worry about it.

and i suddenly realise that no matter how much i try to avoid being too girlishly emotional, i still am susceptible to become teary whenever my friends start crying. which is really weird, because i haven't cried in more than half a month, although i've been hit by mum for various reasons in this time frame (of which mostly, if not all were my fault, so don't worry, i'm not being abused).

i don't cry very easily.

and still, i cried the day before yesterday.

I think me and iris and eehsien must have been quite a sight, a little crying ring of nanyang girls (okay, eehsien wasn't crying.). and you know WHO i was crying in front of?

LEGIONS AND LEGIONS OF ACSI BOYS.

okay, i exaggerate, but anyway, it was a considerable amount. i didn't know where to hide in embarrassment after that. -.-

i didn't really remain in much of a bad mood after that, infact I GOT REALLY HIGH! crying makes you feel good :D

THE OM MEETING!
PROP MAKING SESSION, AND MOST OF US(OKAY, MAYBE ONLY ME) WERE HIGH.
I'm a fairy dancing princess! and christmas tree. kelly took evenmore weird photos, but i shall only post them when i get them from her. and these are the photos that fongyi took!:

me and super kellAYE, hiding behind our science worksheets.
which are undone, by the way.

those are our lovely feet. i am LAYE, and as you can see, my skirt is the longest. i need to be saved from short-dom.

and the lovely madeliNAYE, posing with her black sauce chicken. that's my hand.

and NAYE again, trying to eat fonGAYE's butt. sometimes i worry for that girl and her cannibalistic tendencies.

and lastly audreYAYE, looking at i-don't-know-what.

There are more, but partly due to laziness, and partly due to the fact that the photos load so amazingly slowly, i have decided not to post the insignificant rest.

you know, i was supposed to blog about something funnier, but now i've forgotten all about it. oh man, if i continue like this, very soon i'll forget my own name.

oh, and one more thing, my STUPID MSN HAS CONTRACTED A VIRUS. it selects random people to pass the virus on to, so don't click anything i say to you.

the awesome fantastico nataLAYE/Puck/dancing fairy princess/christmas tree says
good bye.

oh, cool beans.

2007-02-08T03:35:00.000-08:00

hello. stuck in my mum's empty dark office now, waiting for my mother to come take me home. i'm actually supposed to be struggling through my wads and wads and wads of homework now, but oh well. and this means, that i'll be working through the night again. woohoo.

but anyway, i'm bored now, so i have decided to come and revive this ~~dead~~ blog. Yay, i know i rock.

okay, only stupid bloggers like me go through the entire irritating process of logging in and waiting for the page to load and then suddenly forget what she was going to write about. oh yes, before i start i have something to say:

SORRY SOOCHIN!

I don't know why i said you were stupidly hardworking, and i really don't mean it. SOMETHING possessed me to say that, and i'm sorry.

oh god, why am i writing this here. you probably don't even know my blog URL!

well. anyway. for some strange reason, members of the NYDC seem to like my guy profile. yes BRENDAN. the oh-so-hot-yet-totally-non-existent guy. and Iris wants to be Isaac, and Ee Hsien wants to be Samuel. BUT YOU GUYS HAVE TO CREATE YOUR OWN PROFILES, HAH.

okay, i'm just rather worn out! FINALLY TESTS ARE OVER. homework is still DABOMB(okay, i don't even know what the heck that means), but it has always been like that, so i guess i'm fine. will post a few weird pictures that fong yi took. Weird pictures are always taken when the AYES are presented with a camera. YAYE, NATALAYE, FONGAYE,MADELINAYE, KELLAYE AND AUDREYAYE. I know, we are lame. nanyang does things to people.

oh and and and MR LIM KOK BOON! COME BACK! WE DON'T WANT MR ONG! WE WANT YOU AND YOUR ART! MRLIM MRLIM MRLIM MRLIM.

stupid mr ong. i don't even know why the other girls even think he's hot. please, i would rather marry my foot.

i don't know if that's actually possible, but whatever.

this would have been a more hyperactive post if i had not already spent most of my energy surfing the net and wasting time. since i was relatively happy today(because the tests are over), except for the soo chin issue. oh god, i'm so embarrassed.

and thus i bid you goodbye.

2006-12-20T23:22:00.000-08:00

hello! okay, kellAYE inspired me to make a guy profile, and here it is:

hey all, my name is Brendon.
i am 14 next year, and I am 180cm tall.
my friends say that i should join a modeling agency.
i know i'm really cute because girls always giggle when i walk pass,
and they often say: "hiiii, Brendon."
they also often ask for my number, but i don't give it to them; stalkers are scary.
my cca is debate, because i can speak like the male version of Diana Ser.
i can swim really fast, and i am in the national sailing team.
my girlfriend is also in DEBATE, and she's really really pretty.
she's almost as cute as i am!(HOHOHO)
i am in Raffles Institution, which is the coolest school on earth.
i have a friend named Julian, and he used to be a cute girl called Kelly.
he escaped from the HCI dungeon, and he is almost as hot as i am. go view his profile here.
You may all worship us.

(anybody who actually is like that, please contact me immediately. oh, but you MUST be single.)

oh gosh, if only i could be like that.
but oh well,enough daydreaming for now.

i watched Donnie Darko. It's pretty....dark and morbid i guess. but i didn't really get it. it's pretty hard to understand. what with all the time travel and the talking 6 foot tall bunny and all.
it was pretty interesting though, and i want to watch it again, except that i have to complete some debate camp reflections. yes, i am in DEBATE.

I was reading a dictionary yesterday, and i learned alot of new words. like bugbear.it's something feared or disliked.
used in a sentence: homework is a bugbear.
okay, i don't even know if bugbear is to be used like this. but well:D

oh, and i apologise for being a little schizophrenic and decidedly less hyper and happy nowadays.
~~and also boring as well.~~

supercilious is such an exquisite word :D

oh, and those people who think that Brendon is spelled wrongly, think again. Brendon is another spelling for Brandon. Brendon Urie from P!ATD is an example. yes, i know he rocks.

2006-11-22T07:32:00.000-08:00

hello all. tired and hungry, just after swimming class. I'm getting from bad to worse. really. I'm really really slow now, and i don't know why. it's only been happening recently, and i am unhappy. i remember once i was really really good. like, the fastest in class. and now the guy whom i thought was slow is exceeding me. yeah, and my sister is too.
which is SO uncool. like, the test is on sunday. oh god help me.
maybe we will die.

oh, and sorry for not posting for SOSOSOSOSO long. i have been lazy. will post my holiday pictures when i can find that stupid camera. SEE. even the camera hates me.

and i want to be male. yes, a member of the opposite gender. no more monthly period mess, and no more childbirth. and my PSLE marks would be good enough for Raffles Institution. no more Nanyang as well.

but i would have to be lesbian. but i guess i could be a gay male.

I don't want to swim anymore. i hope it rains on the test day. HEAVILY. It's so embarrassing when you're swimming slower than the person you used to tease for swimming so s-l-o-w-l-y. the same person you told to eat your bubbles.

and the Gwen Stefani "Wind It Up" song is annoying. and the vocalist for Greenday? He CAN'T SING. his voice is so.....ugh. i was disappointed that they didn't play any P!ATD or The Killers. and Beyonce. and Scissor Sisters. Oh, and the song by Hinder? the song about fidelity? i hated it. my god. it makes cheating on your partner sound so righteous. which it isn't, BTW.

and So You Think You Can Dance is nice:D
i like Benji. and Ivan! and Allison. but well, enough about that.

okay, got to go wallow in self pity now, see ya all when my holiday camera decides to reappear.

oh, and i can't write a good essay anymore. i remember when i used to be fantabulous.

2006-11-10T01:31:00.000-08:00

oh, someone just said i was clever. :DDD
someone needs to deflate my big head:D

My sister(Narissa) just said i look like Bao Jing Tian.
how's that for deflating.
oh, thanks alot, Narissa. how do you roll your eyes on this thing!

Forget it.

2006-11-08T20:25:00.000-08:00

hello! bopping to the Scissor Sisters now. I LOOVE the sound they make! and Jake Sheares has such a cute voice.
They make the type of music that makes you feel like dancing! I loove the beat. BAH. I CAN'T STOP MOVING.
not when the Scissor Sisters are on! WHEW. oh, and i shall do a quiz that i found on xinni's blog. she sure has alot of quizzes. here goes:

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
Because i am. That's just me.Take it or leave it.

I JUST REALIZED NOW THAT I LOVE YOU.
PHWOAR. you only realise it now? oh well, good for you.

LEAVE HER ALREADY. YOULL BE MUCH MORE HAPPY WITH ME.
her? do you mean him?

COME ON. SMILE. YOURE CUTE WHEN YOU DO THAT.
What are you talking about? i ALWAYS smile.

PLEASE DO MY MATH HOMEWORK TOO.
No one in their right mind would ask me this question. but well, since you are SO CUTE, I can help you do it (and fail) :D

I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
aw! that's so sweet. Please don't expect me to reciprocrate.

WHY DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE TUESDAY?
well. it just does. Its one of those things that happen without reason, like how girls are better than boys. :D

I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE LINKIN PARK CONCERT. WANNA COME WITH ME?Y
nah. not too fond of screaming little skinny guys.

YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
(well, this depends on who the person is. if that person isn't a special person in my life, i'll say): thanks a lot, but you're not that special to me.(if that person is a special person in my life, i'll say): aww. Vice versa for me.

I THINK IM FALLING FOR YOU
WOAH. um, good for you to be falling for as nice a maiden as i am. :D

I CANT SMILE WITHOUT YOU
oh, sure you can.

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, BUT YOU JUST ARENT HIM
you mean her. oh whatever.

WHATS YOUR MOBILE NUMBER?
It's top secret!-.-

CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE?
yeah, why not. oh, and just FYI, i can't dance to save my life.

MAY I ESCORT YOU?
whatever is cool with you. escort me to where?

YOU STILL LOVE HER TILL NOW
yes dear, if you really think i'm THAT LESBIAN!

YOU WERE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING I WANTED
-.- "You WERE"! hey! i should be EVERYTHING ANYONE WANTED STILL!

WHEN WILL I GET YOUR SWEET EYES
that doesn't sound right.

MANIA.

2006-11-08T05:29:00.000-08:00

hello! i am bored, and i still can't recall, so i shall do i post i found on xinni's blog. :D :

1. Where do you hang your towel after showering?
on the towel rack?

2. What kind of mouse pad do you have?
a regular one. -.-

3. Do you brush your hair with a comb or brush?
FYI, you don't brush your hair with a comb. and i brush and comb.

4. Who do you think is the hottest celebrity?
not sure.

5. You have a project due tomorrow, do you use tape or glue?
WA-huh?

6. Chicken or pork?
depends on how it's cooked. :D

7. By the time you get to school, is it still dark?
unfortunately, no. i wish.

8. If you had a choice to be a unicorn or mermaid which would it be?
mermaid! i want a pretty tail :D

9. What color is your underwear?
light green with a silvery heart. and "WEDNESDAY" on top of the heart. IT'S WEDNESDAY!

10. What time does the sun usually set?
hmm. around 6 plus.

11. What do you think of before you go to sleep?
"oh man. i hope i don't sleep till noon again." oh, and "I'M RUNNING OUT OF TRIPLE CHOCOLATE CEREAL!"

12. AC or fan?
give me AC anytime man.

13. Do you wear braces?
nope. but i'm going to!

14. Can you do a hand stand?
unfortunately, no.

15. If you were the opposite sex, how would you style your hair?
i don't do the whole gel styling thingamajig.

16. What level English are you in?
the advanced level. HAHA.

17. Jessica Simpson or Alba?
both i do not like.

18. Which subject is worse, English or Maths?
OBVIOUS ANSWER: MATH.

19. What is the one thing that you really want to do at this very moment?
go to the dentist.

20. What movie are you embarrassd to admit you've watched?
hmm. nothing i guess. i'm shameless when it comes to movies.

21. CD player or iPod?
CD player. i don't know how to work those Ipod thingys. i don't own one! D:

22. Would you rather spin upside down going 30miles, or drop 400 ft. into the water?
SPIN UPSIDE DOWN! it sounds like fun. i have this...phobia of dropping from great heights into water. urgh.

23. What is your favorite shape?
a circle. i think.

24. What do you have planned for the weekend?
DENTIST!!!! I NEED A DENTIST!

25. Have you ever gone ice skating?
once. when i was a little one.

26. If you were put in a room with nothing except for a pencil and paper, what would you do?
doodle:D or write HELP! and throw it out of the window. if there was a window.

27. Is it easy finding your remote every time you want to watch TV?
sometimes. stupid blue man.

28. How was your day?
normal.

29. Do you grow your nails, bite or cut them?
I DO NOT BITE MY NAILS.EW. I DO NOT GROW MY NAILS. IT BREEDS GERMS. EW.

30. Describe your handwriting?
it varies from time to time.

31. Do you consider yourself a stalker?
i do not STALK. people stalk ME :D

32. Do you bruise easily?
i bruise when i am bruised. like a normal person!

33. There`s nothing on TV except Barney and Japanese news what do you do?
hmm. play with Yogi(my dog)?

34. Do you know more than 3 myspace codes?
I don't use myspace.

35. You got a essay due, you either can type or write in pen, which will it be?
pen. i get more inspiration when i'm holding a pen.

36. Do you wear jeans to relax at home?
I DO NOT WEAR JEANS. too warm lah.

Crap.

2006-11-08T02:55:00.000-08:00

hellohellohello. i just helped my auntie cook dinner, and now i'm waiting for the rice to finish cooking:) so i am here! again. and bored. boredboredboredboredboredbored. ~~I NEED SCHOOL.~~
okay. ignore that. anyway, i suddenly realised i'm pretty much retarded in most things (kudos to AMANDAA for reminding me.). i am public transport retarded, make-up retarded, wrapping presents retarded, and(as i have just found out) fishcake slicing retarded. D: oh man!

but anyway. as ugleh as my fishcakes look, at least i can COOK! well, sort of anyway. i am THE BEST ~~garlic-chopper, potato peeler, odd-job kitchen labourer~~ CHEF in the world. and so! i know i rock:D TING TING TING!

anywho, i ate ice cream today! and didnt have to pay for it! AHAHAHAHA. but you still owe me money ced. remember that.

oh, and flushed away was okay-ishly funny. i think the slugs are cute. SLUGGGGGGGGGGGGG. and extra, too. how i loove extra things! :D

and AMANDAA and i were talking about BUTTS! and something else which i can't remember, but i shall get back to you when i do. anyway, (according to me) amanda has a squishy butt! although i have never actually tried touching it, but well. ~~i should next time.~~ and i have a deflated helium butt, whatever that is. ohoh, and that reminds me of what my mum said a few years ago. that i should insure my butt. oh, i wonder how much money i would get if i actually injured my butt! how you do that, well, i have no clue.

AW! i can't remember what we were talking about! GEE. i think i have dementia. i keep losing things!
well, if memory is considered a thing anyway. and my camera! and i believe i misplaced my cell phone today as well. for ~~two minutes~~. oh well.

shall post later if i feel like it. and also if i remember WHAT to post. oh, and i learnt how to do ~~strike~~ out today. hence the excessive use of it :D
POOKY WOOKY.

2006-11-07T03:47:00.000-08:00

ello. i don't feel like doing anything productive right now, so i'm going to do quiz i found on kellAYE's blog. here it is:
1. My ex is still...
i don't have an ex.

2. I am listening to...
Drake complaining( my sister is watching tv with the volume at full blast.).
or it could be josh. i don't know.

3. Maybe I should...
actually start reading To Kill a Mockingbird.

4. I love...
my pretty butt :D

5. My best friends...
are huggable :DDDD.

6. I don't understand...
the concept of algebra. really.

7. I lost...
my camera! boohoo.

8. People say....
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. hell yeah.

9. The meaning of my screen name is....
uh. the heavenly-ness of triple chocolate cereal?

10. Love is...
love.(gosh, it can't be anything else.)

12. I will always...
be FAT. -.-

13. Forever seems...
like forever. (WHAT.)

14. I never ever want to...
let me sister touch the computer again. (It's hard to pry her off.)

15. My cell phone is...
beside me.

16. When I woke up this morning...
I cursed myself for waking up at 12pm. again.

17. I get annoyed...
when my sister is trying to get me off the computer by nagging beside my ear. like now.

18. Parties are...
FUNFUNFUNFUNFUN.

19. My pet(s) is/are...
one is jumping around downstairs(my dog) while a few are swimming around in the pond(Koi fish).

20. Kisses are the best when...
they're given by your dog:D

21. Today I...
bought my sec 2 books. and ate muruku. for the first time.

22. Tomorrow I will...
eat ice cream! :)

23. I really want...
to eat ice cream. and go on a diet. (totally contradicting, i tell you.)

question11 is missing. oh wells.

TAA-DAAA. i need the scissor sister's album.

2006-11-06T21:12:00.000-08:00

hello! i feel the need to explain my previous post. okay fine. i shall NOT explain(and cheat kelly's feelings again.). It's so embarrassing! I shall most definitely think twice before i wear a shirt with my name EMBLAZONED on the back to KAP or anywhere public with my friends the next time. But anyway. KELLY! Yell YANDAO the next time we seem them! If we see them(although that it quite highly impossible).

oh, and i'm buying my school books TODAY! my dad's on leave, so he is bringing me to buy them in the late afternoon. FINALLY i can get started on To Kill a Mockingbird. I actually saw it and wanted to read it a long time ago at a bookstore, but too bad, i didn't buy it and bought some other book instead. sadsad.

HAHAHAHA. OMMO people!! i don't even know how we came up with that name for our Odyssey of the Mind group, but we did, anyway. and we FINALLY chose our problem! after dragging and dragging and dragging somemore. we finally chose a problem! whew. and i thought we would never make a decision. but we did. so good.

oh, and you know what? i think Mich Poh is THE MOST successful French Fry thrower. i mean, she managed to get AT LEAST one into my mouth(yes, we were throwing fries into each other's mouth at KAP. well actually, she was throwing fries into MY mouth.). and i think our whole OM group got a little sick eating too many fries. we had A TRAY FULL of fries. madeline ate TWO ice-cream cones and fries for lunch. how nutritious, huh. and we tried to drink madeline's ice cream with a straw! but the ice cream got stuck half way so we just stuck all our straws into her ice cream for fun:D

kelly. NEVER TRY TO SHARE FOOD WITH MPOH AGAIN. your burger became chicken salad with bread! I ate a HAPPY MEAL! and i got a toy + a neopets trading card. some funny blue ixi thingy. too bad i don't play with trading cards. oh well. contact me if you want it.

oh and people. ALWAYS remember to FEED LITING before you go for a meeting. she was hungry throughout most of the meeting, and voicing it too. so remember. FEED HER.

oh well. i can't rmb what else i was supposed to blog about. so oh well. and my camera is still missing. ARGH. i better find it soon.

and the date has gone HAYWIRE. its 7th Nov, not 6th. TAKE NOTE PEOPLE.

TEEDLES~

2006-11-06T02:35:00.000-08:00

i think RI people are so cute. oh, chio bu indeed.

2006-11-05T02:54:00.000-08:00

hello! i don't feel like doing much now, so i am BLOGGING! i think i'll be blogging quite alot in the hols. i don't want to do my homework :D so. HAHA. anyway. i hope i get my braces fixed soon.

JUST GET IT DONE AND OVER WITH! my mum keeps telling me how it'll affect my appearance, and how it would hurt like crazy, and i know all that! that is why i want to quickly put on my braces! i want to be pretty on my prom night! so get it done sooner, and i can look pretty sooner! gosh.

ohohoh. and i was supposed to post the pictures on my blog. you know, the chorale night ones? there is another one with huiyan, but she has been OFFLINE for so long, i havent had the chance to ask her for it. so i only have ONE. yes. ONE. here it is though.

i am horribly sorry that i look terrible, and yu ann looks kind of weird, but look CLOSELY at our skin. perfect right? foundation! i told you make up does wonders! i mean, our faces are utterly blemish-less! cool right? :DD. ohohohohoh. and i wanted to take pictures of my wilting flowers, but the camera has disappeared, so no flower pictures. and no halloween pictures as well. :(

oh! and i was watching MTV, and i saw this guy with a really funny hairstyle! my sister says its totally ugly and beng, but i thought it was pretty cute. i think my taste has been deproving D:
see for yourself. i liked their music video too, so i shall just plonk the whole video here :D

oh! and i saw this video(on MTV again) by evanescence( i hope i spelt it right). i like the guy's eyes! they're probably contact lenses, but STILL-! :D see for yourself:

oh! and i had a dream. actually many many dreams, one after another. i think i may be losing my mind. really. look at this:

I had loads of dreams, but i shall pick out the few more significant ones. okay. i dreamt that there was going to be a bomb, and the birds around me were chirping! except they were going "plonk,plonk,plonk". and i was one of the older birds!i told the younger birds that they were chirping all wrong, and they should be chirping "cheep,cheep,cheep" instead. and they all started chirping correctly!

if you think that's strange, you better listen to the one right after this dream:
okay, after the bird dream, i suddenly became human! and there was going to be a bomb(again) abd everyone was holding on to tissues and jumping out of the window of a HDB flat! they held tissues in both hands, so it sort of looked like this:

they were supposed to flap their wings like birds and jump out of the window and slowly sort of para-sail to the ground. so i grabbed alot of tissue paper, held it in the fashion that i illustrated just now, and jumped out of the window. i wanted to jump with my youngest sister, but she was afraid that if she could not flap her "wings" we would become too heavy and fall to the ground. and then i jumped from the window! at first, i held on to the window ledge and refused to let go, but then finally i did! and let me tell you, the feeling of falling was so real! i just flapped my "wings" and slowly reached the ground. i looked up, and saw my youngest sister also coming down, flapping her wings like some half-crazed hummingbird. and then i woke up.
SEE! if that isnt a sign of insnanity, i don't know what is. oh man!

okay. i don't know what else to blog so toodles for now!

2006-11-03T21:27:00.000-08:00

heyheyhey:) i'm back. sorry about posting twice today, but my sister just got off the computer, and i suddenly realised that i FORGOT SOMETHING:

THE HALLOWEEN PARTY!

i must be crazy to have forgotten something like that. GOODNESS. it was great! i was some ghost bride. almost EVERYONE asked me where my husband was-.- and so i concocted a story:

My husband never came to the wedding): and i was so sad i jumped in to the river and died.
and i came back to haunt him. PLUS castrate him(okay, i added that in later).

but well. I LOOVE dressing up. how in the world could anyone dislike dressing up (YING QI, WENJING, SANDRA AND WAN LING TAKE NOTE)? its so so so so so fuN! plus red lipstick looks good on me. AHAHAHA.
we had face painting too, and lots of neighbourhood kids came. we took loads of pictures, but i can't post them here, partly because i looked like crap( i am HIGHLY unphotogenic)and partly because i seem to have misplaced the camera. again.

but it was fun! and yu ann and audrey were a HCI and a Cat high boy respectively. and highly unattractive ones at that :D and yuann was complaining about the lack of boys at the party. goodness yu ann, are you regretting not going to your dear male friend's party already? with or without boys both of you, I can have loads of fun! and i make enough noise to match up a whole truckload of boys, so stop complaining that it was too quiet.

but anyway. we went trick or treating! most of the people refused to open their doors, but somehow, my sister managed to get basketfuls and basketfuls of sweets. i am officially a FAILED trick or treater. BAH.

and when everyone went home, the the aitong 6b05 girls watched White Chicks. oh. good heart warming cross dressing fun. Amanda, cheryl, and ethel joined in later, and we watched till about 11 plus? oh, and did i mention, Kaiying came dressed up as a super sexy witch. her skirt was like hardly covering her butt! thank goodness she wore a pair of shorts underneath. or it would have been a janet jackson moment, except this time it would be on the other end of her body-.- that sounds vulgar. but oh well.

oh, and sorry i can't post the chorale and drama night pics here yet, as i am still using my sister's computer. the other one is hogged by my other sis. GAH. it sounds like i have 10 sisters. but anyway. did i mention i received my first rose during chorale and drama? my angel gave it to me. AH. it has wilted already, but well. my first rose. and my first sunflower! all thanks to ethel. thank you ethel! it hasnt wilted! i looove sunflowers. and thanks again.

oh well. g2g.

i'll be back.

2006-11-03T19:09:00.000-08:00

ello. i havent been blogging(i mean REALLY blogging, not doing weird quizzes)in a while, so here i am. i'm feeling a little schizophrenic today, so don't blame me if there are weird little interjections when i'm writing.

I hope it rains. like, before 6pm today. because i WANT to go for swimming class, but its so HOT. but anyway, the sky seems to be getting darker, so my wish should be fulfilled.

BUT back to the proper blogging. Well. Besides Chorale and Drama, nothing really has been happening in my life. i think. oh man. who am i kidding.
BAH. TOO MUCH has happened! You make me feel sick.

either that, or it has to be the TRIPLE CHOCOLATE CEREAL oat thingy i ate for breakfast(now you see why i want to go swimming so badly today). expensive, i tell you. Marks and Spencers all the way, baby. normally, i wouldn't touch these sort of foods, but my mum's best friend bought it for my sisters and i(see? good english. no "me and my sisters" anywhere here) and it's not nice to waste, so i ate it(GAH. bulls**t. i WANTED to eat it. i havent eaten chocolate since forever.not counting this morning.). It had truffles in it! like, how cool is that?! i have NEVER eaten truffles before. its was MAGNIFICENT.

OR it could be ALL THAT SUSHI i ate last night. phew. i have NEVER, i say NEVER eaten SO MUCH SUSHI. it all tasted really good, although that shellfish thingy tasted like some tasteless abalone. i'm not complaining though. it was good.

ALL THAT HOMEWORK! homework overload much? BAH. i havent even bought my schoolbooks yet. AAAGH.

oh! and CHORALE AND DRAMA!! was pretty okay, except i had another anxiety attack with the pink panther music. oh MICH TAY! i'm not blaming anybody, but you should have brought the CD! and spared me from one of my freaking out sessions( BTW, audrey thanks TRUCKLOADS. it must have not been easy holding my hands as i screamed. you could have freaked out with me too!). but it arrived in time, so, WHEW. i think our group did well. WELL DONE 110B! it's kind of belated, but well, better late than never! and 110A. you guys did good too (you didn't sing out of tune, amelia.)

i hope i did well as an old man. ETHELEEE! you saw me perform! tell me, was i okay?
oh and YUANN~ our perfect skin!!! gosh, make up, is truly wonderful. i can't post the pics here, as i'm using my sister's computer, and the pictures arent in here. i shall post them next post. but both of us had ALABASTER skin! it MUST be the foundation. i tried putting on the blusher myself, but unfortunately, i seem to be make-up retarded. i looked like some pink tomato (except tomatoes arent pink). i didnt put on lipstick(the lipstick i brought was unfortunately pale orange). and so.
I HAD HOTDOG BUNS for dinner that day!!!!! talk about a gourmet dinner.-.- and i drank punch. which had jelly pieces in it.

oh kellAYE! sexAYE hoopholders all the way! here's our cheer:
we are the SEXAYE hoopholders oh-so-cool
Don't mess with us don't be a fool!
i forgot the rest so, HAHAHA.

i don't know if there's more i'm supposed to write, but i'm already mentally drained, and my sisters are bugging me to GET OFF THE COMPUTER, so well.
just STAY AWAY FROM ME. i don't want to be mean, and we were friends, so i hope you get the message.

I don't even bother to sign off anymore.

2006-10-25T03:32:00.000-07:00

helloo. I have just woken up from my nap, and to prevent myself from falling asleep again and also to whittle away my pathetic borededness, i have decided to do the quiz audrey told me to. I am nice. oh, and attributing to my horrible laziness, i have also decided to post this whole post in black and not choose any fancy multi coloured colours(?). oh well. it's one of those quizzes again so unless you are as mentally under-used(whatever that means) as me, leave now. so, anyway, here goes:

1. Are you single, taken or crushing? bored, bored, and bored. YAY.
2. Are you happy with your life now? most definitely. like, i'm not sleeping on the streets or anything.
3. When you meet the right person, do you fall in love with him fast? I haven't fallen in love. and i don't intend to.
4. Have you ever had your heart broken? no. and it won't be anytime soon.
5. Do you believe in some circumstances where cheating love is acceptable? HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW?! this quiz stinks.
6. Would you take someone back if she cheats on you? I wouldn't FREAKIN know. but i guess yes. the first time. FORGIVE and FORGET.
7. Have you ever talk about marriage with another before? OF COURSE. we were talking about how i was going to marry an old rich man. and wait for him to die and leave me ALL the money! and then remarry again. :D TAI TAI.
8. Do you want children? i think so.
9. How many? 96. :D (the world's first human photocopying machine!)
10. Would you consider adoption? maybe only children from s'pore. adopting overseas is so...complicated.
11. If someone likes you right now, what do you think is the best way to let you know his feelings? oh please.
12. Do you enjoy getting into a relationship? golly gee. am i supposed to know? because i DON'T.
13. Be honest, what is the furthest thing you n your ex did? I DO NOT HAVE AN EX.sigh. when does this quiz end?
14. Do you believe in love at the first sight? NO. you can't love a person based on how they look like. i think. it would probably only be infatuation.
15. Are you romantic? oh my. judging from the way i've been answering this quiz, what do you think?!
16. Do you believe you can change someone? why the heck would i want to?
17. Do you easily give in when you are fighting? no way man. i kick, i bite, i scratch, i scream. basically, i'm the big bully. HAHA.
18. Do you have feelings for someone right now? yes. i love my parents, i hate ---, and i love-hate my sisters. I sure do have ALOT of feelings.
19. Have you ever wished that you could have had someone but you messed it up? i never wished to have anyone. why the heck would I?
20. Have you ever broke a heart? if you are talking about my mum, well, LOADS of times.(according to her)
21. If one day your best friend falls in love with the boy you are deeply in love with, what would you do? when i fall in love, i'll tell you.
22. Are you missing someone right now? yup. my dad. in Hanoi. oh, the agony. -.-
Now you have to ask 5 of your friends to do this survey in their blogs. Write down their names in the list below.Tag them in their blog to let them know.
1) i am a nice and kind hearted refined young lady and i shall not make ANYONE do this (horrid) quiz. so do it if you want to.
BAH.

2006-10-13T20:41:00.000-07:00

hello all.i'm utterly bored-ed out, so i shall do something i found on xinni's blog. i don't think it can be considered a quiz. but anyway, whatever.
A- Damn good kisser.
B- Good all around person.
C- You're wild and crazy.
D- You have one of the best personalities ever.
E- You have a nice ass.
F- People totally adore you.
G- You never let people tell you what to do.
H- You have a very good personality and looks.
I- You get hyper easily.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things.
L- You live to have fun.
M- Success comes easily to you.
N- You are absolutely beautiful.
O- You're an awesome person.
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- Sexy!
S- Easy to fall in love with.
T- You're loyal to those you love.
U- You really like to chill.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded
X- You never let people tell you what to do.
Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for.
Z- You're a little too hard to find.
MY NAME:

N- You are absolutely beautiful. why thank you. of course i am.
A- Damn good kisser. well.
T- You are loyal to those you love. like some dog:D
A- Damn good kisser.
L- You live to have fun. BAH. no i don't.
E- You have a nice ass. of course i do! i have THE nicest ass in the world!
E- You have a nice ass.

H- You have a very good personality and looks. HOHOHO.
O- You're an awesome person. i shall most shamelessly agree. :D

Q- You are a hypocrite. i guess. hypocrisy at the right moments is an art. (:
I- You get hyper easily. i am sure plenty would agree.

F- People totally adore you. i know.
A- Damn good kisser. gosh. i know.
N- You are absolutely beautiful. see! to have this sentence repeated twice shows how beautiful i actually am!
G- You never let people tell you what to do. unfortunately, this doesn't apply when it involves my parents.

The Ugly Ducky.

2006-10-13T03:31:00.000-07:00

HOOHOO!!!!!! yay! i'm finally posting(it's after exams) and i shall do the quiz ethel told me to! haha ethel, i do bother to post. but before i launch into it(I havent even read it yet) i shall make a proclaimation: I AM SO FAT!!!! whew. glad i got that out of my system. like REALLY?! and don't worry. i'm not anorexic. my PROBLEM is that i can't stop eating. oh man. please. i'll grow to be SUPER SUPER obese and nobody would want me and i shall die an old FAT spinster with 25 dogs. WOO. my future looks UBER promising. YAYness? BAH. and i think the SKINNIEST people think they're fat(except that doesn't apply to me). REMEMBER the BA-SHA(barbie-geisha - non nanyang natalee classmates will NOT know)? my sister, whose best friend is BA-SHA's sister, says BA-SHA thinks she's fat. like, WTF? if SHE is fat, what the HECK am I? a gigantic blob of wobbling FAT? oh please! as much as i am fat, i know that i am NO gigantic blob of whatever. goodness. now SHE is anorexic. POOH. and she's pretty too. fooey. before i start typing nonsense again, I shall start with the quiz:
1. state the gender opp. to yours
2. fill up the following according to whether the traits turn you on/off/DM in the opp. gender
3. tag 5 people
1. male.
2.HAIR
long - fooey. that's just weird. off (i think its weird that you can turn a person on and off. like we're some lightbulb.TING!)
short - oh wells. probably on.
STYLE:
tangled - i have only one thing to say: COMB YOUR HAIR in the morning. the "tangled" look is just ugly.off.
gelled flat - i havent exactly seen people with gelled flat hair(except mr ng, but that doesn't count. he's a walking fashion DISASTER) so i don't know. does DM mean i don't know?
out of bed - YEESH-ness. no thanky kindly. off.
waxed - how do you do that? pour candle wax in your hair? POOH. dm, i don't know even know how you can wax your hair.
OTHERS:
curly - on. my DAD has curly hair.
wavy - like mine! fine, on. may i say yes instead? "on" and "off" seems so unlike ME.
pokerstraight - like rebonded? oh goodness. take yourself and that HAIR far far away from me.
FACEEYES:
brown - everyone has brown eyes. it would be weird if i said no.
green - to tell the truth. i don't care about eyes. i shall skip the rest of the eye questions, but i shall still post them here for the benefit of the people who want to do it.
blue
grey
big
small
NOSE:
nosebridge - what about the nose bridge?
hooked - like Professor Snape. but anyway. no. i don't like hawks,falcons, eagles whatever.
MOUTH:
full lips - ooh. pouty. depends i guess.
thin lips - finefine.
very thick lips - FISHLIPS!! no.
OTHERS:
cheek bone - what about the freakin cheekbone?
high forehead - I don't like luohan fish, thank you.
BODYHEIGHT:
tall - not too tall. i'm short.
average - oh well. yes.
short - i'm fine. i'm a freakin midget, please.
BODY TYPE:
storky - if dm means i don't know then dm.
obese - dm
rake thin - no way. skeletons are scary!
average - yup.
SKIN TONE:
dark skin - yes
tanned - yes on.
pecs - i sound like a complete idiot, but what are pecs?
abs - no need.
biceps - no need.
LEGS:
muscular - whatever, but not like mr LIM CHOW HOON. i think i'll faint.
long - yes. but not too long.
short - i have short legs. so fine.
OTHERS:
hairy - please. don't make me vomit.
PERSONALITY
quiet - i don't know. but you must be able to keep up with my tempo! HUP HUP HUP!!
loud - yes. I'm a LOUDLOUD person.
sensitive - sensitive as in oh-my-lord-you-bully-me-i'm-gonna-cry sensitive or what?
insensitive - off
tender - fine, but no mushy stuff. i have a weak heart.
kind - yes.
kind to animals - cliched, but yes.
metrosexual - dm.
joker - i get sick off jokes sometimes, so dm.
playboy - i don't know if there is such thing as a playboy for THIRTEEN year olds. -.-
loyal - dm
sense of humour - yes please.
serious - fine. seriousness is good. add in maturity please.
romantic - no need.
colourful language - i swear too. but pepper your sentences with foul hokkien words all the time and i'll wash your mouth with detergent.)
jock - dm. i havent met a real life jock yet. i think. i don't know.
musical - no need. but it would be cool.
studious - YES! teach me math and science. FREE of charge.
geek - i'm fine. geeks are okay.
logical/factual - yes yes. no dreamy little monkeys for me.
narrow-minded - NO.
philosophical/thinker - stupid question. as far as i know, NO 13 year old is philosophical. you need to be OLD for that.
I TAG everyone who's reading this. FOOmpsicles.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-09-11T05:42:00.000-07:00

HEY!! today i'm bored, so instead of spending this time STUDYING, i shall blog! again! but well, actually, i'm just gonna to this quiz:
Name ur top 15 friends.Don't read the qns until you've named the 15 ppl mixture of boys n girls.At the end of this, pass this down to 5 more ppl. (not according to best friends, if not it wouldn't be fun)
1. Amanda He
2. Audrey Lee
3. Cheryl Tong
4. KellAYE
5. Madelinie
6. Ying Qi
7. EthelEE
8. Marc
9. Cedric
10. Dawn
11. Zhang SiMan
12. Simin
13. Zhiyi
14. Zeaglet
15. Russell

Who's #10's crush? (DAWN)
i don't know. how would i know?

Have u ever thought of kissing #8? (MARC)
um. nope.

Describe #7.(ETHELEE)
loves calling my name (NATALEEEEE) from afar, FUN, has an incredible high-pitched voice.

You know any of #12 family members? (SIMIN)
her mum, her dad, and her baby brother (with the oh-so-cute drawing)

Would u ever date #7? (ETHELEE)
um yes. as a friend :)

What is the deepest secret u noe abt #1? (AMANDA HE)
it's a SECRET.

Would you ever be in a relationship with #11? (ZHANG SIMAN)
no way. do i look lesbian?

What if #9 and #14 dated? (CED and ZEAGLET)
um. it would be strange, but i would'nt rule out the possibility:)

Did you crush on #6 before? (YING QI)
HAHA. NO.(i'm not lesbian)

What's your fave thing about #5? (MADELINIE)
she's sweet and FUNFUNFUN!!!

What's #2 fave? (Audrey)
MEMEME!!! but really, she likes tennis and um, Leedrey Audkwang.

What will u do if #10 confesses he/she likes you? (DAWN)
of course she likes me. EVERYONE LOVES ME. except the occasional EVIL teacher.

Who's #13 going out with? (ZHIYI)
"going out"? um, her friends?

When is the last time u spoke to #13? (ZHIYI)
just now. screamed into her class to say hi. (she was vandalising her class whiteboard, shh)

Who's #2 fave band/singer? (AUDREY)
lindsay lohan.i think.

Who is #1 best friend? (AMANDA HE)
MEMEME!! fine. aside from MOI(according to me) i don't know.

Would you ever date #4? (KELLAYE)
duh. as a friend.

Do u ever like #7? (ETHELEE)
OF COURSE! she wouldn't be in this list if i didn't her.

Would #6 and #2 make a good couple? (YING QI AND AUDREY)
guess not. i think they're more attracted to guys.

Describe #3. (CHERYL TONG)
SCREAMY. and skinny. and LOUD. WAHAHA.

What's the funniest thing abt #15? (RUSSELL)
he's funny. and RICH. and completely insipid.

Who is #9 crush? (CEDRIC)
WOAH. he has a girlfriend. cept i don't know who she is. SHH.

Next 5 unlucky victims:
ANYONE who is reading this STUPID post. :D (as copied from kellAYE)

The Ugly Ducky.

2006-09-11T03:47:00.001-07:00

5 years ago I was....
`eight years old
`in Haig Girl's School
`in primary 2B
`not in Aitong yet
`IMMENSELY cute.

5 snacks which i enjoy....
`potato chips (yes, i LOVE unhealthy food)
`JELLY <3>
`ice cream (BEN AND JERRY'S.expensive but oh-so-good)
`nachos
`those cheap chocolate bars(mars, crunchie, milky way, etc.)

5 songs which i know all the lyrics....
`Somewhere only we know - Keane
`Numb - Linkin Park (i do know the lyrics! bet you can't imagine me screaming along with it.)
`Bippity Boppity Boo! - some disney song (it's cute)
`Geek in the Pink - Jason Mraz
`Superman - Five for fighting

5 things i would do if i had a million dollars....
`save 30% for my college fund
`give 50% of what's left to my parents (they'll probably spend some on me anyway)
`GO ON A SHOPPING SPREE.
`save the rest in the bank for later use.
`nothing else.

5 places i would runaway to....
`home, i guess.
`with my family to the MALDIVES.
`um. my grandparents' house?
`Serangoon swimming complex
`REDANG ISLAND for a family holiday.

5 things i will never wear...
`midriff baring clothes
`barebacks
`G-strings (ugh. how uncomfortable that must be!)
`REALLY REALLY tight t-shirts
`well. a micro mini skirt, i guess.

5 bad habits...
`LAZY/SLOTH
`talking too much.
`having TOO SHARP a tongue
`saying hurtful things which i don't mean.
`SLOUCHING.

5 biggest joys....
`having a loving family
`having enough to eat, wear, a lovely home
`having tuition
`having friends :)
`to be a PERFECTLY NORMAL human being (contrary to popular belief, i am NOT retarded)

5 famous people i'd date...
`lee kuan yew (my idol :D)
`MICHAEL BALLACK
`keanu reeves *swoon*
`KAKA:D
`CRISTIANO RONALDO

5 people to do this quiz....
`WHOEVER.

The Ugly Ducky.

2006-09-05T21:38:00.000-07:00

hi all. yes,yes, i havent been posting much. but now it's the holidays, and i have time. well, basically, lots of things have been happening, but well. i can't even remember one now. i just feel rather drabbish nowadays. and i have a german compo to write. but enough abt that. i'm turning into an all round nerd soon. did i mention i lost weight? surprisingly, i am the only one in class to have lost weight. it isn't healthy for a growing girl, i know, but what the heck. i don't feel any less healthy. in fact, i just consumed 2 small mars bars last night! i'm gonna have to work off the fat pretty soon. i am getting rather boring nowadays, are'nt i? its just -well, PLENTY of interesting things have been happening, but i can't seem to remember. if there was such thing as alzhemiers disease for kids, i'm pretty sure i've got it. sigh. hold on. i shall go look in my diary for some inspiration. as to why i'm trying to write this post well, its because i'm bored. period.
hello. i have suddenly discovered a HORRIBLE fact. my diary is MUCH more interesting then any of my posts! more lively, anyway. and seriously, it has practically NO SECRETS. well, in my house, you either keep your diary under lock and key in a totally secret place(which i find rather troublesome)or try not to write any secrets.OR ELSE the evil secret sniffers(namely my sisters) will fish them out. so actually, my diary is actually a mini, fuss-free blog! i say fuss-free because i don't have to go through the whole troublesome-ness(pardon my english) of logging in, waiting for the screen to load etc. and so, i shall type out a little entry i have written(pardon the punctuation):
Hello. Haven't written in ages. Like ages. I found a sweet in my bedside drawer as i was looking for a pen to write with today. This pen is pretty nice. The one i use for school is getting a little jerky. but back to the sweet. Its been there since i can remember, and it is SO SQUISHY! Eventhough it was the SOUR hard sweet, YO! And there were 2 ants on it. NO WONDER i've been finding so many ants in my bed lately. but anyway. there's been a phenomenon going on. i'm starting to feel sleepy very early! which means, the MONSTER Natalee is a monster no more! It may be 12 am, an unearthly hour for some, but i used to be able to stay up till 5.30 am! what has become of me?! And today was THE Teacher's day celebration. Went back to ol' Aitong. Did'nt see Mr Ng though. But i heard one of his boring speeches to the school. The ones that i used to take naps in. UBER SATISFYING. it brings back memories. I miss Aitong. even the food! i ate chilli fishballs today. I havent eaten them since forever. seriously. and i'm really sleepy. Narissa is throwing a tantrum on the toilet bowl. Ayee. well goodbye diary, sleep is catching up on me. Will write again when I have the time.:)
And thus i end this oversized post.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-08-03T05:37:00.000-07:00

i have have no idea what the whole emo thing about this blog skin is about. i just chose it cause of the cute dolls. and no, i do NOT like paul twohill.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-08-02T04:17:00.000-07:00

I am officially wasted. please remind me never to take the 4.30 3rd lang class again. the people there are MUCH too smart for their own good. and the history test stinked. I'm going to FLUNK IT. thank goodness tests are over. and goodbye, before i collapse from fatigue.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-07-13T07:02:00.000-07:00

cute german song:
1234(eins zwei drei vier) Dracula
5678(funf sechs sieben acht) Dracula
erwacht, erwacht um Mitternacht!
Die Uhr schlagt zwolf, ich hor es schon:
Dracula am Telefon.
Es klappert sein Gebiss,
es klappert sein Gerust
Die Leichen tanzen Rock 'n' Roll
bei Nacht, bei Nacht, bei Nacht, im Mondenschein.

translated:
1234 Dracula
5678 Dracula
Wakes up, wakesup, at midnight!
The clock strikes twelve, and i can hear:
Dracula on the telephone
His teeth is rattling
His frame is rattling
The corpses are dancing Rock 'n' Roll
At night, at night, at night, in the moon light.

HOw utterly ridiculous! which makes it so cute. too much hw to continue, bye.
The Ugly ducky

2006-07-07T09:39:00.000-07:00

hi all. sry for not posting for so long.have been busy lah. and...... THE WORLD CUP!! sigh. too bad Germany and Portugal got kicked out. i was rooting for them!! but still. AH. oh, and look at these:
Cristiano Ronaldo

isnt he dreamy? sigh. some people are going to kill me for this, and what he did to Wayne was really low, but he is so UBER FANTASTICO in the looks department. ane Wayne's ugly! ah. don't you think?

Michael Ballack

I could'nt get more pictures of him though. most of them were fuzzy. he's not exactly the conventional handsome, but OH-SO-MANLY. i like his eyes. being the captain of the germany team is an added bonus.

David Beckham

ok, ok, i know i'm being lame. but hey! he has a nice shaped head! which means he can practically carry off any type of hairstyle, and that's a fact.

Kaka

cute. pixie cute. normally you would use the term "pixie cute" to describe a girl, but he's so babyfaced i just had to use it. oh, how cute.

Michael Owen

haha. very wholesome look lah! and note, im only grading these guys on their looks, not on how they play soccer, so dont get all oh-my-god-how-could-you-have-included-this-guy on me. but still, i think its ONLY because of these guys that the game of soccer is called beautiful. HAH.

My doofus cousin is getting lame, so just to end, i think Fabio Cannavaro and Gianluigi Buffon from italy are ok-ish; and Luiz Figo looks like a monkey. The end.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-06-26T07:48:00.000-07:00

Today i have seen the full horribleness burgers and steak can inflict on you. oh well. anyway, today, a group of ang moh people arrived in nanyang, and boy was i blown. they were so - so - how do i put this nicely - fleshy!! it was quite freaky, and they were all big(as in the tallness and all) and not to mention boobsy. well, it might have something to do with their apparent - well, plumpness. Like, im not exactly the skinniest person in the world, but hey, the skinniest girl was slightly fleshier than me! hello?! and me and my friends were discussing their assets. like hello, they are the most well endowed teenagers i have ever seen. and did i ever mention? in Bali, i saw an ang moh lady with her boobs sagging to her tummy!! it was absolutely STUPENDOUS. and im not anti ang moh, its just that im so overwhelmed by their bigness! and the worst thing is, the students still wore EXTREMELY TIGHT FITTING (as in spandex looking) SPAGHETTI STRAPS SINGLETS. which could show their THREE TO FOUR layers of fat. WHICH IS SCARY!! please, its just traumatic! but anyway, i shant say anymore just in case they're nice people and it would be not nice to continue commenting on their flaws. and today, in the MOELC, AMELIA, PEILING, AND AN RGS GIRL was busy having a discussion(loud) on TAMPONS and menstruation. while a HCI boy was sitting right behind them. within earshot, mind you. and peiling was wailing about, according to Liyi, being 2 days late or something!! and the rgs was talking about her senior in OBS, tampons, and leeches. it was just EMBARRASING. ok, so we're in girls schools! but dont talk about it OUTSIDE SCHOOL!! its so scary. and OBSCENE. it included more, but im not going to be obscene. thank you. daddy's here. gotta go.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-06-22T20:40:00.000-07:00

Hello all! gosh, this yellow is really glaring. well anyway, in true Natalee style, i have decided not to finish what i have started and not talk about my cousins!!! whoopee!!! ah. oh well. the chalet was fine. we had a barbecue, but there was too much food left over, and keefe didnt finish it all like he promised to. i don't know what they did to the food in the end anyway. sigh. I have so much homework to do!!! who knows how to draw a pig in a suit realistically!!! and staning upright!!! a pig in a suit!! i have never seen one, goodness no. SO HOW DO I DRAW IT??!!! my drawing skills are tantamount to the type of skills a child in p3 has!! how do you expect me to draw something like that!!! ah. ok i have to stop here before i bore you out with my nonsense. my life has been pretty boring nowadays. alright, ta-ta.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-06-20T06:06:00.000-07:00

my temper is just blistering today, and i don't feel like talking about my stupid(well, actually clever, but you get what i mean) cousins. i am fuming too hard to think of anything to write, so i leave you with this utterly random and worthless post. goodbye.
The Ugly Ducky.(gosh, i am so fat.)

2006-06-18T00:58:00.000-07:00

hello all!! yes, im back from bali. it was pretty fun lah. shall go into details later. well, just got wind of ced's breakup. i sound horribly insensitive right now, but i expected it. well, you can't possibly believe that teenage puppy love could last forever, could you? but still i simply can't believe she could be so cold as to break up over an SMS. hello?? in his competition period too!! seriously, i think he has much more to lose losing this competition than losing this girl. like, if you lose this competition, you don't get another chance. and you lose A LOT of face too, getting scolded by your coach. and if lose her, well you might get a broken heart(which probably will be mended in a couple of weeks, considering that we are only 13 and all), but hey, so?? if that actually affects your performance, then i think you are a complete idiot. but, what do i know anyway. still, seriously, what i just want to say is: I bet ced will be all up and hopping around with a new girlfriend in a couple of months. really!! a few months, or perhaps if he is really lucky,a few weeks later, we will see. HAHA. No offence ced, but im just stating my observations. whew. okay, now i shall TALK ABOUT MY HOLIDAY!! whoo!! oh forget it. anyway, it was okay, i went with my father's real family and my mother's family. well, to explain what i mean by my father's REAL family:
well when my dad was born, his dad fell ill, and his mum went and sent my dad to the temple to be blessed, but the people said my dad was a jinx, and that he was the one who made his dad sick, so his mum sent my dad to another family, and this is the family i grew up with. his dad soon died, and his mum became a widow. well, by then, his mum already had SIX children to look after, and then it was found that her husband had an affair or something, and she was heartbroken, so she jumped into the Whampoa River. and my dad's siblings' plight was published in the papers, and some rich businessman allowed them to stay in his warehouse. yes, WAREHOUSE. sigh. and all this happened while my dad was living under some rich provision shop owner's roof. my dad is one lucky guy.anyway, ya, that is all you need to know. gosh, my dad's baby life was so.....drama. sheesh. that was long-winded. anyway, my dad's older brothers decided to look for my dad and they found him. blabla. well now to comment on my REAL cousins(by order of memory):
Sebastian
tall(he's 177cm) he's sec4. he hardly even smiles!! he is in ACSI, which is totally surprising cos ACSI boys are usually VERY cocky and he is, well nice. though he is well, usually quite quiet . looks wise, OK. he does always have this very vacant expression though, like his dad. really blank. and he watches Aquamarine(which is TOTALLY GAY), is good at bowling, soccer, but kind of sucks at table tennis.thats all. he's a very boring person.
Lexis
Man, i dont even know where to begin listing the evils of this evil little primary 2 girl. first, she has this weird screwed up MONKEY BUTT face that i always feel like punching. her name sounds weird(Lexus with an I), and she fights with a THREE YEAR OLD. like, what is wrong with her??? she is terribly attention seeking, she totally thinks she's the best, AND she's always sulking and - aw shucks, i can't list all here. and i can't continue this already TOO LONG post cause my mum is home. will continue next post!!
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-06-08T01:55:00.000-07:00

hello!!! today i received HATE TAGS!! surprisingly, this is my VERY FIRST TIME. and well, since today i have nothing better to do, i shall WRITE ABOUT IT!! now lets analyze:
first of all, the person should be from NY, but then again, it could be from ATS, but that person would really be hating me ALOT,to still attack me after we leave school. but then again, it could be one of those people i have offended through my tags(in other blogs), if that is true, it'll be really weird, as to them coming ALL THE WAY TO MY BLOG just to offend me, which im sorry to say, does not offend me. hey, i have self respect. i'm not like kelly who agrees with the people who defame her just to scare them away. like,"yes i know i suck. thanks for your comment" uh-uh. thats not me. I think i'm a wonderful person, whether you like it or not. and yes, i am proud. and yes, i am cynical. well, i love myself! heh heh. and well actually, to think deeper, the person said i sucked(well the person actually said sux, but I'm fussy about my english), and what exactly does "sucked" mean? its strange, i see people using that word, but exactly what does the word "suck" have to do with well, a person's personality(if that makes sense)? hmm. thats strange. oh, just to clarify things, i don't suck things very often. i hate lollipops. i don't suck up my noodles like a vacuum cleaner, goodness no. oh, and goodness me, i don't suck up to teachers, if that is counted. if i did, the teachers would love me a whole lot better. AH. come to think of it, i don't have many people who hate me in NY though(note i don't use the word "enemies" its so elementa-rish). they mostly think im obnoxious, BUT they don't hate me. i think. well, i make people laugh! unintentionally AND intentionally. HAHA. i guess what Mrs Wong said was right. I am an attention seeker. but hello?! there's a little attention seeker in all of you! its just that i was born in a way that i am more proud, and more unafraid to show it. and enjoying myself too, i might add. HEH HEH. WHEE-OH. oh, and this is so cute. how did i go from hate tags to this? oh, my progression of thought is just weird. oh well. gotta start doing my hw now. WHEE~
(hold on - could it be my sis playing a trick on me?hmm.)
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-06-05T04:27:00.000-07:00

hello! my cousins are in the pool now. and seriously, i DO think they are the foulest creatures on earth. like, they are pulling each other's private parts in the presence of MOI!! like hello??? ugh. but while they are busy doing their business(which includes chokeslamming and doing the above mentioned activity) I am writing this post!! WHOO. fine. AND I AM GLADGLAD. I FINALLY KNOW THE EXACT DATE FOR THE CHALET!!! YAY!! 21 to 22, in case you dont already know. YAY!! i think i can come. I WILL MAKE TIME TO COME. and seriously, im NOT supposed to be doing this, im supposed to be doing my hw. but as usual, im not doing it. AGAIN. my old habit's back, unfortunately. and if my mum sees me doing this on her CCTV(can u believe it? she installed a CCTV in the STUDY ROOM - i bet she just wants to spy on me), i will be dead. i will dieded. die. doodoo. oh forget about it. sigh. i want ot do the quiz found on ced's blog, but i cant. HIS STUPID BLOG WON'T LET ME. evil. ARGH. and im hungry. WAHH. oh. and i went to buy amanda's present today, BUT SHE WAS'NT HOME!! i went with cheryl and ethel and wenjing was supposed to come but she didnt and amanda from 6A. WE WENT SHOPPING!!! WHOO. and im hungry. gosh, and my cousin's pants are white. and when white hits water - need i say anymore? he's only 8 anyway. HAHA. GRAH. stop contaminating my eyes, you little freak. bet my younger(8yearold) sister would love to be in my place now. HAHA.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-05-31T23:39:00.000-07:00

"Name 20 ppl u can think of at the top of your head. Dun read the below questions before you write and tag 5 ppl to do this survey."
1.Kaiying
2.Amanda He
3.Sandra
4.Audrey Lee
5.Cedric
6.Rachel
7.Dawn
8.cheryl
9.Mr Nigel kaw a.k.a fishlips
10.keefe
11.tashphyll-.-
12.Mrs cheng
13.YuJie
14.Jeffery lee(blame it on kaiying)did i spell it right?
15.Nicholas (im fascinated by tomatoes nowadays.)
16.ying qi
17.ethel
18.Wenjing
19.Zheng liang
20.Ervin
when did you meet 14?(jeffery)
when i transferred over to 5BB. in the same class.
What would you do if you never met 1?(kaiying)
hmm. nothing.
What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?(ervin and Mr Kaw)
wow. that would be interesting. Mr Kaw seems a little gay to me anyway.
Did you ever like 19?(Zhengliang)
DUH. she's my monitress. and anyway, the "like" i'm talking abt is as friends, in case some weird ppl are starting to think im lesbian.
Would 6 and 17 make a good couple?(rachel and ethel)
Nope. rachel is in a co-ed school, and she is probably too enamoured with the boys there to think of starting a relationship with another GIRL.-.-
Describe 3.(sandra)
spoddy crazy.
Do you think 8 is attractive?(cheryl)
to me? no. to boys? perhaps.
Tell me something about 7.(dawn)
she has nice glasses.
Do you know any of 12's family?(mrs Cheng)
Her daughter's name is Cheng Lynn. I never spoke to her before though.
What's 8's favourite?(cheryl)
hm. pink?
What would you do if 11 confesses that he/she likes you?(tashphyll)
scream and run around in circles. anyway, she's only interested in yujie.
What language does 15 speak?(nicholas)
stupid question.
Who is 9 going out with?(mr Kaw)
how would i noe? besides, hu would like as ugly a man as him?
How old is 16 now?(ying qi)
stupid question.
When was the last time you talked to 13?(yujie)
oh wow. thats a long time ago.
Who's 2 favourite band/singer?(amanda)
um. usher? i have NO IDEA.
Would you date 4?(audrey)
let me think. NO.
Would you date 7?(dawn)
she's a girl, so STUPID QUESTION.
Is 15 single?(nicholas)
DUH NO. who would be attracted by him?
What's 10's last name?(keefe)
tan, if im not wrong.
Would you ever be in a serious relationship with 11?(tashphyll)
as much as I would LOVE(note sarcasm)to, her heart belongs to yujie.
What school does 3 go to?(sandra)
St. Nicks.
Where does 6 live?(rachel)
NO IDEA.
Whats your favourite thing about 5?(cedric)
hmm. he's not weird?
Have you seen no.1 naked?(kaiying)
I would never be able to stand the trauma.
5 people-
I don't know. all the lame people have already done this quiz.

2006-05-30T20:33:00.000-07:00

hi ppl!! ok, i have'nt posted in a while, but anyway, here i am!! oh. and i shall NOT really talk about the weird crisis that almost all of you probably know abt if u check your email ; but instead, i shall dwell on better things!! i am so optimistic, are'nt I?! -.- forget it. anyway, its the June holidays, and the class gathering is still not finalised! you guys dont tell me the exact dates! now when my debate teacher sent me the schedule i only told her the dates i could'nt go for training becos of my holiday. argh!! PLEASE PLEASE!!!!! TELL ME THE DATES SO I CAN GO FOR THE GATHERING!! oh, and i shall put the dates i have debate training here:
Th 1 June
Tu 6 June
Th 8 June
Tu 20 June
Th 22 June
yah, thats all.oh, and im on holiday fron 11th to 15th.sorry if my schedule is a little too packed. u guys could mak an allowance right? PLEASE!!!so come on!! tell me the dates. im seriously feeling really frustrated. argh.anyway, i've been thinking: if i act like an angel throughout the June holidays, perhaps my mum would let me have my msn messenger earlier!! so bye, I'm off to do my homework! and you know i really mean business when i ACTUALLY do my homework.
The Ugly Ducky.
p.s.-- sry if my posts are a little lacklustre nowadays. have'nt got enough brain juice. coupled with the fact that i'm starving as i'm cutting down on food for my diet. seriously, im SO FAT.

2006-05-25T01:24:00.000-07:00

hello. argh. it's raining outside. and im hungry. but i cant eat. im on a diet, remember? sheesh. PLUS im soaking wet. I RAN HOME FROM THE BUSSTOP IN THE HEAVY RAIN. with my GOOD-FOR-NOTHING jacket for shelter. and the rickety old bus i was sitting in was LEAKING. it was seriously old, and the although the front door was the normal glass double doors u see, the back door was the old one. i shall attempt to draw it:

the arrow indicates the direction it slid. oh, did i mention i was sitting RIGHT under the leaking vent thingy? the rain was really POURING in. NOT DRIPPING, POURING. and it was horrible. it was raining in the bus! i didnt dare get up and walk away, because the bus was still moving, and the floor was UBER slippery because of the leaking vent thingys. an old woman was getting wet too, so she was laughing and laughing. argh. when the bus stopped at a traffic light, i immediately got up and headed to the back with the old woman. i was really quite wet already ok. and the rest of the trip was pretty amusing, watching the people who sat at either the old woman's or my seat and getting wet. it was very funny ok!!! and then after i got off the bus, another problem. NO UMBRELLA. and by that time, it was raining almost to the point of flooding already k! i tried to call home, but yet again, NOBODY PICKED UP. i had to run in the rain!! my clothes and everything was DRENCHED. sheesh. the sun is up now. and its hot. SHIT. and i still have that history thingy to write.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! dammit. IM HUNGRY!!! to hell with my diet, im going to fix myself a sandwich. WHOOHOO!!!!
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-05-24T02:03:00.000-07:00

hi people!! WE PLAYED FOOTBALL TODAY AT 3RD LANG!! -.-im seriously spastic. but anyway, i didnt rly try to kick the ball. im too ball-senseless. if there was such a word. it wasnt exactly football either, cos we were just shooting balls into holes on a weird cardboard thingy that said, "learn german. you have nothing to lose." or something like that. it was funfun!! i was just cheering on the sides lah, but ANYWAY, whoo! adrenalin rush. and seriously, the only person hu could play football in our class was a girl called Selena. she managed to kick one in!! that isnt quite that big a deal, but trust me, she was the ONLY one who could do it. and she kicked one too high, and the ball went over the board and hit one of the RV boys standing behind doing DUNNO WHAT. eating ice-creams, if im not wrong. i didnt really bother to look. anyway, we were playing beside the canteen, and EVERYONE was looking at us like we were some freak show! ok, so we cant really aim. but still!!!! hello, we dont deserve this! argh. and im feeling really fat nowadays, so im going on a exercise regime! sit-ups and crunches mainly, i cant really do anything else. and my legs hurt! we were dancing for the chinese opera, and we just kept repeating and repeating cos we could'nt get it right, and the teacher was getting irritated. and did i mention i am Zhu Ying Tai? cos the teacher said i was gentle. yeah right.hello? you are talking about me here?! ME GENTLE????? like, excuse me?! gentle is so NOT ME. can you imagine me with like, i dunno, frilly dresses and speaking softly and being shy and cutesy??? hello? i dont do gentle. i was AND STILL AM offended ok! EEYER. bleh. oh, did i mention? my fave phrase is EEYER now. it used to be OH WELL i think. hm. im really digressing now. whoo. and i still have that history paper to write. and im not writing it. cos im sleepy. whoo. im not making much sense now, so to stop this crap, i end this craptacular post. EEYER.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-05-22T04:40:00.000-07:00

hellohello!!! guess what? i just saw this really incredibly out-of-this-worldly statement! check it out:
kerong: HARNOS XIAOKEAIIS ! gortt xiangwo marhhs ? ahhas ; wohenxiangni lehhs (: we find a dae go out okaes ? takeairres arhhs
Like??? hello?? what sort of language is this? "HARNOS"?? what the heck does that mean anyway? gortt?? ugh. i-am-so-APPALLED. yeuch. and that was right after i read my debate captain's blog! her english is so fantabulously wonderful. and not too cheem too. oh well. I wish i could write like that. so, for this post, i shall resolve to write everything in PERFECT English, so WHOOHOO here i go! ugh. Sorry. I was being a little spastic. Anyway, back to the point about the weird lian or beng english. It is SO UBERLY horrible. It sounds like, um, some language from outer space!! takeairres?? TAKE AIRS?? How do you TAKE AIRS?? I absoluciously cannot comprehend WHY adding an extra T or an extra X or whatever is so COOL?? excuse me??I'm not like, an english snob or something but seriously??seriously?? Do you even understand?? Its totally un-understandable!! EEYER.ARGH.
well, back to happier stuff. I'm going to write about my NAPFA!! which was like, EONS ago, but well, I'm not a stickler for dates.haha. anyway, it was pretty fun, and i did OK-ish. lets see:
inclined pull-ups - 20(not fair. i did 30 the last time)
Sit-ups - 33
Standing Broad Jump - 173cm( whoohoo!! my best)
shuttle run - 11.2s (sheesh. not all that good)
Sit and reach - 36 (the worst. It was my first item, and i was obviously was'nt really stretched up yet, right? i know, it sounds like lame excuse. it is.)
and my 2.4 run. argh. 15.35. BAD RIGHT???i know!! WAAHH! hmmph. oh well. what can i do?
SABBATICALS!!
I'm in food chem. and chinese opera. Food chem is AWESOME!!SO IS OPERA~ we will be learning Liang Shan Bo yu Zhu Ying Tai also known as the BUTTERFLY LOVERS. ah. Im so looking forward to it.
did i mention my gym teacher was SO IN LOVE with our gym routine? and i thought we were going to fail. ah. Im so egoistical. Well, you can't blame a perfct girl like me! I must be irking all of you. haha. I'm supposed to be doing my history source based questions that was like, due 3days ago, AND my creative portfolio, that I totally can't believe i wrote such a long post. and someone told me a secret. Except it's a secret and i can't tell you.
I WROTE IN PERFECT ENGLISH TODAY!!! i hope.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-05-20T21:23:00.000-07:00

hellO!! WUH OH. damn it. sorry. i didnt realise i was on caps lock. heh heh. thx to dear rachel's cui-ing, i have finally posted another entry! im kind of dizzy right now. my head seems to be spinning a little. ARGH! the price of sleeping in too late. haha. rah~ i have SOO much hw. when i saw MUCH, i mean MUCH. wah lau. whoosh. my head is spinning. im like, getting hypnotised or something.ARgHHGs. bleh!!!! oh, and exactly WHEN is the gathering. i heard its 15-16, but that is NOT the last wk rite?? or am i wrong??! cos sandra, YOU TOLD ME IT WAS THE LAST WEEK!!!! I TOLD THE DEBATE TEACHER THE LAST WEEK!!! now how leh? AARRFRFFFHFH LA,;
fuckit lah. and im not blaming u la, sandra, im just fretting cos i may NOT be able to go!!! its good enuf u are organising this thingy. but!!! u told me the rong date leh!!now i shall have to email my debate teacher back. he is SO GOING TO KILLME.
GRAH.
The Ugly DUcky.

2006-05-13T08:20:00.000-07:00

I simply dont get it. why must these things always happen to me? my grandma's b'day just now. it ended terribly. my uncle got drunk. he took my dog. he beat it up. he held it by its neck and dipped it in my pond. i got angry. i asked him to give it back.that drunkard refused. i flared. i snatched the dog.i ran. that drunkard got angry. he screamed and raved about how rude i was. puh-leese, i dont give a damn abt wat u think. my mum got angry. told me to say sorry. i did. obviously not in a nice way. i only did it cos his wife and kids were there. he got angry and started raving abt how he would not say sorry to me. U NOE WAT? I DONT FREAKIN CARE. mum got angry wif me after he left.said that it was all my faultto have put my aunt in a spot. becos my uncle might hit her. and my cousins. i didnt want this. i didnt want this at all. i hate myself. but im not regretting for doing wat i did. i only wish i did it better. i love my cousins. i love my aunt. i love them so much. so much. why? why? im such a dumbass.
THe Ugly UCdkfskfjsl'f/

2006-05-13T00:41:00.000-07:00

Hello ppl!! its mum's day tomorrow!! WEHEHEH. im so excited. i just made a positively HORRIBLE card for my mum. and i prepared a rose. but i feel SO positively inferior cos my sis, younger sis, may i add, made CLAY ROSES which look so AWFULLY BEAUTIFUL that my stupid red rose looks so....so normal! ah! and not to mention, her card is SO BEAUTIFUL that mine looks like some kinder garten kid's work next to hers! gosh, i hate having an artistically inclined sis. it make you feel so HORRIBLY inferior. its not my fault she's prettier and much better at drawing. GRAH! anyway, its not MY fault, so i shld'nt feel too bad. oh well. but there is one thing - i can say "mother, i love you," in 5 languages! the rest are not in the english alphabet, so i shall only write in german here: "Mutti, ich liebe Dich." ah. the mutti bit is weird, but oh well! thats the german language, or Deutsch. that's german for german. heheheh.this is one completely pointless post.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-05-11T04:42:00.000-07:00

Hello!!! oh gosh!! i had a WONDERFUL time at the sports meet. it was SOOO fun! i was a student official, and seriously, it was a hell load of fun! i cant exactly explain y lah, but anyway, im sooo happy i took over audrey. i was very very high ok, and me and the other girls were like dancing and screaming and cheering on the field, and the stupid javelin pple were like, "keep off the field. keep off the field." but anyway, i shant ruin my mood with those freaks. oh gosh, i love one ten. ah. and i love dancing on fields! and screaming! it was kind of weird, dancing and screaming and cheering right in front of a whole hoard of HCI boys, but well, im not one to care abt appearances. ok, mayb a little, but i couldnt care less then! i was ultra high ok! and i very nearly died of cardiac arrest just now. i was reading a gay couple blog from one of the girl's blogs. argh. it was goose pimple inducing. THEY KISS. yeuch.and many more besides that, but i shall not say it here. now get this straight - i have absolutely nothin against gays, since there is a school full of them right across the road(according to my student official teacher- in- charge - he even said that they will be dreaming of him tonite!), but gosh, they dont have to be so explicit. oh well. i guess i AM conservative.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-05-08T04:53:00.000-07:00

Hello people!!! im feeling UBER lian today, not to mention a little actor crazy so pardon my bimboticness as i am going to post all the pictures of all the actors im currently crazy over here. INCLUDING KEVIN ZEGERS.actually, only KEVIN ZEGERS. so HAHA amanda.
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ah.is'nt he cute. gosh. seriously, im bimbotic.

eek! doesnt he look handsome? im going crazy, seriously i am.
oh well. thats all for today. i'll put more pictures of OTHER actors in my next post. come to think of it, i think the first actor i was crazy over was keanu reeves, then it was Song SeungSomething. and seriously, im ceasing to make sense. haha. blame nanyang for turning me into a bimbo.
The Ugly Ducky

2006-05-05T06:58:00.000-07:00

aw man. i feel AWFUL rite now. i just came back from math tuition, and i almost CRIED THERE!! i cant understand algebra. and the teacher's nice-ness only made me feel more like a failure. I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT. my algebra is so horrible!!! die die die die. man. and today i oso had debate. and we were doing a mock debate n i was the THIRD SPEAKER. i was supposed to rebut all the other ppl(in real debates there are only THREE people) so i had absolutely NO POINTS. unfortunately, i could not find ANY points of rebuttal in the other team's speech which my other teammates have not covered. so i froze. IN FRONT OF MY COACH. and i spoke for 2 min when i had a 6 min speech. actually the real time is 3 min, but i spent 1 min wondering wat to say. i was so EMBARRASSED.wat could i do?? it was damn horrible. and my coach was quite upset . he asked wat was rong with me! i dont noe la. i feel so bad. today is JUST SO TIRING. and i have debate training tomoro. hai. dont feel like going. i just want to lie down, and dont wake up! and my thighs still hurt from running. i didnt stretch enuf. gosh. my cousin is staying over todae. HE IS SO CUTE.oh well. i dont noe wats rong wif me today. im just feeling all WRONG. i just feel ultra crappy today. weird, i never woke up feeling blue b4 when i was younger lor. only when i came to sec school. mayb its becos i m growin older. ANOTHER REASON Y I DONT WANT TO GROW UP!! grah. i shld have went to some crappy neighbourhood school la. at least i would be less stressed out there. better than here.wah.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-05-04T03:16:00.000-07:00

Hello!!! im back!!! ya, becos i was hopping blogs and i saw sandra's blog and she told me to do a quiz and so!!! wheew. im bored anyway.here goes:
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page18 and find line four.
"au int auch; au fein! oh good!" its my german dictionary. haha.
2.Stretch out your left arm as far as you can.
the window. its in front of my com.
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
gosh. i dunno....Jewel in the palace?
4.Without looking, guess what time it is.
6.25pm
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6.25pm(i asked my sis)
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The fan. and my sis screaming "yes!" as she plays battleon.and her crunching.she's eating keropok. that little nerd.
7.When did you last step outside?
when i walked out of my skool.to the bus stop?
8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Sandra's blog.
9.What are you wearing?
er.my underwear, my nanyang shirt n my pe shorts?
10.Did you dream last night?
yup. something to do with eating biscuits. ya.
11.When did you last laugh?
laugh.er......when skool was over?(i always laugh when skool is over)
12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
a white board, a calendar, shelves, must i list so many??
13.Seen anything weird lately?
amanda. she's weird. and mdm mak. she's weird. and miss aw with mr mackintosh....(uhoh, do i smell romance in the air?)
14.What do you think of this quiz?
pointless.
15.What is the last film you watched?
Keeping mum.
16.If you become a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
a lap top, CLOTHES, books, a mansion, servants...wait - do u buy servants?
17.Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I have'nt showered since morning?
18.If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you change?I dont noe.
19.Do you like to dance?
quite. not those weird weird ones tho. like the weird chicken thing we had to do for wushu.
20.George W.Bush:
cowboy.
21.Imagine your first child is a girl, what will you call her?Jill
22.Imagine your first child is a boy, what will you call him?Jack. wat? i like potato chips!!!
23.Have you ever considered living abroad?yes. i like new zealand.
.24.What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Please proceed thru the gates. you are now a saint.
25. 4 people who must do this in their journal:
amandaa. i can think of any more LAME ppl hu havent done this quiz. whee.

2006-05-04T02:43:00.000-07:00

hevvoe!!! today was Horrible Test Day!! first was the science test. it was TERRIBLE!!!!!!!! it was so fuckin diff lor!! WAAA!! I DONT WANT MY MARKS BACK.i did study la, but STILL!! :( how do u do an angry face on this thing! GRAH! :/ oh well. next was 2.4 km run. I SUCK AT LONG DIST!!!! my god lah! but i didnt fail. which is a good thing. and i got 7th place!! WHOOPEE! unfortunately, my group was the "slow runners" group. EXCEPT THAT CHARMAINE OH CHEATED. she's in track la! that evil girl. she was to lazy to run first la!i was paired up wif audrey. she's in tennis. so OBVIOUSLY she is fitter. like, the tennis people run for PT. i wud rather run then sit in the STUPID airconditioned library debating. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT MEANS I CANT GO TO THE SPORTS MEET. DEBATE SUX LA!!! oh, and debate ppl reading this, dont go telling mdm oehlers. BECAUSE PPL ARE ENTITLED TO OPINION. besides, i hate riting reports. WAAAAAAHH! gosh. did i mention i almost died there on the track? it was HORRIBLE. i was having stitches and it was so HOT. and sweat was dripping into my eye. i couldnt even see properly!! oh man. i went to drink water after that lor! and rite after that, i needed to pee!! which proves i really drank alot. and everyone stank lor! and our classroom was so AWFUL SMELLING. i didnt stink. i dont stink. im SPECIAL. haha. and i got the same rank as audrey. she got 7th in the fast runners group, i got 7th in the slow runners group. we are so pei. and i got my english compre test back! i aced it, as usual(haha). lol i didnt really ace it, i wasnt the highest. i was third!! GRAH! THIRD! first was 14, 2nd was 13, and i was 12. oh well. wdeva lah. there's debate training tomolo!!! I-DONT-WANT-TO-GO!!!! waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! now i REALLY wish i joined something more interesting. shit lah.and i cant see my stupid tagboard.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-05-01T04:42:00.000-07:00

Hello!!! ok i noe i havent been blogging in a looong while, but neways, im back! ya i noe rachel, u miss me mah. sry lah, busy. anyway, my mum just caned my youngest sis todae. it was the weirdest and by far funniest caning i ever seen man!she didnt do her chi tuition hw, and my mum found out, so there! but when my mum raised up the cane(it hadnt even touched my sis yet), my sis started squealing and yowling like some weird pig led to slaughter k! like:" EEEEE!!AAHH!!WAAAA!!!EEEE!!" aiyah, cant illustrate it here. and she refused to stretch out her hand for my mum to cane. so my mum started to cane her one her butt lah!! but she held on to the hand that held the cane, and sat on the floor squealing and crying. wtf lah. like i pity her but SO wanted to laugh lah! please lor. the squeals were WEIRD. and u noe, my blog may be prone to the prying eyes of my FAAMILY! becos my 2nd youngest sis found out my URL@!!! i feel so invaded. oh well nic, contents of this blog must not b used to blackmail me, cos this is oso a form of a diary, u TOOT. ssheeesh. TOOT. im supposed to b doin hw now lah! im so damn slacky lor. and i saw audrey's 2 bros. wah lau, both are so painfully shy!AUDREY! GET YOUR BROS TO BE MORE TALKATIVE!! not like they are very ugly. the younger one is cute lah. but he was so shy he refused to look at us. like please lor. IM NOT INTIMIDATING!! im a very nice person. i was trying to be friendly lah! but the younger one looked so scared of this weird weird girl hu SPONTANEOUSLY shaking his hand and smiling. thats being nice! and the older bro refused to look at us while we were eating. we are nice PPL. anyway audrey says he's like that all the time, so wdeva.whew. will blog when there is more TASTY news. by the way, my seniors lost the Julia Gabriel debate comp 3rd place to the United World college. WAA. :(
tHE uGLY dUCKY.

2006-04-20T02:56:00.000-07:00

woohoo! guess wat? i stood behind mdm mak again and i realised how big her GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS(god, did i spell that rite?) is! MAn! its BIG! im not a perv lah, but its hard not to notice when she is the upper half of her body is so small(my shoulders are wider then hers) and her BUTT is HUMONGOROUS! ITS ABSOLUTIOUSLY GIGANTICUS!! my goodness. and YET AGAIN, the quadrangle was The Land of The Squished Snails. like, the whole quadrangle was covered wif snails lah! and u can hear a CRUNCh when sumone steps on them. oh. POOR SNAILS. WATCH WHERE U R STEPPING PPL! SNAILs ARE POOR DEFENCELESS CREATURES. AND YET AGAIN, i have failed to make any connection between mdm mak's BULBOUS BUTT and SQUISHED SNAILS. man, im good at going all over the place, arent i? and OH MAN! i cant wait till JUNE lah! but STILL there is ONE MORE MONTH to go! oh man! i wana go to the chalet now! WAAHH! ok, im despo. oh well. and i recently discovered that i have an obsession wif furry pens!!! WHHOOOO! I LOOVE FURRY PENS!! im turning lian k. everyone says so. woo. and i saw one of my(6b05) old classmates lah! rite, Tay Yujie! so weird lor! didnt even notice you until i was on the bus. like, the busstop isnt that big rite? and JIALING!! U SAW ME! and i didnt see u. man! im gettin blind these days. and the smell of my aunt's DELICOUS COOKING is permeating the air. AHH. and like im saying too many "ands" . And like - ah, 4get it. I LOVE FURRY PENS!! AND i hate debate. sshh. my vice-cap keeps throwin temper tantrums. SHE'A ULTRA MOOD SWINGY LOR! wah lau. one minute so nice the other minute screamin at us. WTF lah. she has a problem one. tsk. au contrare(ooh! french! and its probably not even spelt correctly.) to my happy beginning i shall end on a irritated one. even though im not making any sense.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-04-18T21:46:00.000-07:00

Hello. iM POSTING in school rite now. you noe, now then i notice, the quizzes are rly irritating as their not really posts and just an easy way out, but deleting those posts wud b a COMPLETE waste of time, so i have left them there to irritate you ppl further.WHOOSh. im wondering abt the MOST RANDOM things today. and i only have ten min left! but seriously, I dont care. WTF lah. WHOO! im using funny funny acronyms or short forms or wateva bla noW! like btw, wtf.....all those weird weird ones. ah. sry. lOopy again todae!! yikes, i think i may have to be admitted to an asylum. WHOO! and my mum has just caned me like, two days ago and i have like, SEVEN welts on my LEG. like my sis only had one, and she was crying like hell k! i didnt cry. IM PROUD OF MYSELf. And my mum told me that my dad was very UPSET at my sister's "wounds" and was crying over her leg when she was SLEEPINg. like, SHE ONLY HAD ONE STROKE!!!! I HAD SEVEN U IDIOT!!! AAH!! I HATE FAVOURITISM!! and please, i still have bruises from those REAL WOUNDS. Like, BRUISES! ON MY WONDERFUL SKIN! YEAARGHGH! wdeva lah. im not going to whine any more. yes, i noe im nice. :) God, geog next. I COULD DIE.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-04-14T09:01:00.000-07:00

man i love this skin. This designer is so good. ah. though I dont love my life that much but wat the heck.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-04-14T02:29:00.000-07:00

SCORE! lookit:

What Your Underwear Says About You

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

The'>http://www.blogthings.com/theunderwearoracle/">The Underwear Oracle

lol. and no, i cant tell u wat colour underwear i am wearing. :)

You Are 13 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What'>http://www.blogthings.com/whatagequiz/">What Age Do You Act?

YAY!!unlike some people's beliefs, I ACTUALLY ACT MY OWN AGE!! hard to believe, but yeah.

People Envy Your Compassion

You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain.People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them.

What'>http://www.blogthings.com/whatdopeopleenvyaboutyouquiz/">What Do People Envy About You?

aw...man im SWEET!

Your Stripper Song Is

Pour'>http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=CkIfgYlVpZA&offerid=99176&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewAlbum%253FselectedItemId%253D380198%2526playListId%253D380202%2526s%253D143441%26partnerId%3D30">Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard
"Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp Demolition woman, can I be your man?"
Break out the baby oil, you rock it old school.

What'>http://www.blogthings.com/whatsongshouldyoustriptoquiz/">What Song Should You Strip To?

this one is for laughs man. A STRIPPER I AM NOt. hu wud want to watch anyway??! haw haw. im vulgar.

You Are 40% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How'>http://www.blogthings.com/howweirdareyouquiz/">How Weird Are You?

that proves it. im weird.

Your Inner Child Is Naughty

Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.It's just too much fun to break the rules!You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.And no matter what, you refuse to grow up!

How'>http://www.blogthings.com/howisyourinnerchildquiz/">How Is Your Inner Child?

U BET!! now thats y teachers hate me!! ok...lets see...lets do one more b4 u get bored of me....

Your Hidden Talent

You have the power to persuade and influence others.You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!

What's" Your Hidden Talent?

like i said. im going to b powerful one day. I-HAVE-THE-POWER-OVER-YOU. yay. im goin to b a politician.
The Ugly DUcky.

2006-04-14T02:12:00.000-07:00

i've decided to do many quizzes today:

You Are 28% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

LOL. OH YES> im evil. the most dangerous type of evil. oh wait--im supposed to hide it. oh well. -.-

Your Pimp Name Is...

Suede Slick

What's" Your Pimp Name?

yeuch. Suede Slick? thats the cheesiest name in cheesy town. now change my gender to a boy:

Your Pimp Name Is...

Ribbed Big Spenda

What's" Your Pimp Name?

mY goOdness. That has got to be the worst. pardon me while i go look for more wacky quizzes.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-04-13T23:42:00.000-07:00

see this(im influenced by madelinie. keep taking quizzes):

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Luscious Lolita

What's" Your Porn Star Name?

lol.Luscious Lolita. yikes. haha.now lets change my gender to a boy:

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Donkey Kong

What's" Your Porn Star Name?

DONKEY KONG!! haha! yeah rite. -.- wat does DOnkey Kong mean anyway? LETS TRY OTHER QUIZZES!!

In a Past Life...

You Were: An Obese Belly Dancer.
Where You Lived: Greece.
How You Died: Natural causes.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

OBESE BELLY DANCER??!!! aahhh! I LIVED IN GREECE!! well, at least i died of natural causes. :)

You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

How Scary Are You?

aw.....EVERYONE LOVES ME!! oops...mum calling. better go.
The UGly Ducky.

2006-04-13T06:47:00.000-07:00

check it:

You Are A: Puppy!

Beloved by all, puppies are energetic, playful, and loving. Your playful and outgoing nature is part of what makes you a puppy. Known for their loyalty, puppies make great pets for young and old alike. And an innocent puppy face can melt anyone's heart!

You were almost a: Duck or a Parakeet
You are least like a: Chipmunk or a Turtle What Cute Animal Are You?

haha same as rachel. wat can we beautiful beings do? SO MANY PPL LIKE US. except the character is more me than her. haha:) I have a more "innocent" face.-.- gosh im lame.lets see....im energetic, playful, and loving. THATS SO ME!! right? right? im ego!OK WAITAMINUTE. im a good PET? for young and old alike? har har.gosh, u see im so sweet even a nice old human being OR a cute little toddler wants to keep ME as a pet. oh well. IM TOO BEAUTIFUL LAR. WAHAHA jealous? i noe u r. hees.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-04-12T03:47:00.000-07:00

hi ppl! or ppls or watever. OH! im VERY HIGH TODAY. WE WENT BACK TO AITONG!!!!!! oh my! i miss my classmates man! even those dumb asses like GWK and Hansel! ok, i noe im being evil. and DONT worry, im not interested in them. WTF lah, im goin crazy. POINT IS, I LOVE 6B!!WAHAHAHA!! ok. im sry. ive lost a nerve to day. and i still am reeling from the scare Tash gave me. SHE IS ALL WRONG in the head! aah. i hope she does'nt read this. NOBODY TELL HER MY BLOG ADD K? AND ANYONE HU HAS LINKED ME, DUN TELL HER UR BLOG ADD. but like, she wanted to noe whether a PERSON( THAT PERSON REFUSES TO B ASSOCIATED WIF HER) have matured or wat? like, HUH? that was just plain freaky. aah. but to cut her some slack, she is very pitiful lah."blessed" wif a face that could rival a horse. she rly looks like horse, ya? omg. IM SOO MEAN.and hypocritical! like, i was nice to her on the phone, yah? TSk. must change EVILNESS. IM LAME. and MISS CHERYL LEE, if u "TOK" the markers one more time, IM GOING TO KISS U! WAHAHA. SERVES U RITE. HAPPY BDAY MRS CHENG! WE LOVE U!! WEE! EXCLUDING THE FACT WE WERE ACTUALLY GOING BACK COS WE WANTED TO MEET OLD FRENS! sry. wat? thats all wat u think rite??? hahaha. im just voicing everyone's thots. yees. im the SPOKESPERSON!! yay. and so many ppl didnt come. tsk tsk to all of u.
lOony as bAloNey
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-04-10T01:49:00.000-07:00

Hello! YAY! im gRooVY again! im sry abt the last post. i was being depressing that day. dont wry, i dont need counselling. IM NOT THAT DEPRESSED K! im proud to say the matters resolved. IM SO HAPPY. oh well. MRS CHENG'S B'DAY!! the cake how? i wanted to buy choc cake, cos Awfully Chocolate is just outside my house, but then cheryl and ethel remembered that mrs cheng doesnt eat choc cake! rmb? she said it was too fattening. oh man. and the present lor. we make a card k? with all our signatures and cheesy stuff like " thanks for being the best teacher and a HAppy Birthday to u!" cheesy, but effective. but wait hor, later that day she not in sch how? like she went home already leh? then the cake we eat hor. HAHA. and hor, pls lor, more ppl post in our class webbie lah! like i noe our class is a lazy bunch, but pls, type a few words cannot meh? ESPECIALLY THE BOYS. like wat is wrong wif u lot? SO LAZY. We girls are more PROACTIVE LOR. not like u guys really went like, all over the place. we oso actually wat. but u see? we still so tuan jie. not like you all. or do u have some sort of underground communication system. WATEVER IT IS, i dont care! u ppl better make time for our primary skool class! i may sound desperate, but please lah! this goes to SOME of our girls hor! MORE PROACTIVE! on to another topic. ok there is no other topic. wat did i want to say just now hah? oh SHIT lah. 4get it. i shall post again when i rmb. IF i rmb.
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-04-05T04:05:00.000-07:00

hi. im very, very, emotionally unstable rite now. very. very. asjifhsoadjfasjdh fasd th. OH fuck. im sry. i was just venting out my anger. i jus realised that everyone hates me. EVERYONE. FUCK. ASDADJADHKA J . gawd, u all must be thinkin y it took me so long to realise that, huh. FUCK. im sry for the bad words. im not me today. sometimes i wish i am always my spastic self, annoying rachel, singing all of a sudden, laughing like a mad woman... todae i just realised i dont sing in the shower anymore.very irrelevant huh. thats just me. FUcK.FUck. i just realised that my cca teacher-in-charge does'nt like me. im in deep shit now, as u can see. DEEP FUCKIN SHIT. and nobody cares. WHEE. u guys r probably wondering wat im so unhappy abt. i dun feel like talkin abt it. mayb when im in a better mood. todae b4 it happened i was thinking abt analysing my top ten facts. but now no. FUCk. and no, im not having a mood swing. something seriously fuckingly serious happened. NOt a MOOD SWING. and not PMS. im vulgar. FUCk.
THE FUGLY DUCKY.

2006-04-03T07:08:00.001-07:00

ok, i noe i posted 2 times today, but this is sooo funny! check it out:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Natalee Ho!

Peanuts and Natalee Ho are beans!
Natalee Ho is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Natalee Ho.
If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Natalee Ho.
Natalee Ho can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
South Australia was the first place to allow Natalee Ho to stand for parliament.
An average beaver can cut down Natalee Ho every year.
Natalee Ho has four noses.
On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Natalee Ho.
Natalee Ho cannot swim.

Funny rite?? LOL except i can swim. YES, MIChELLE Poh, i got it from ur blog. ITS SO FARNEE!!Amanda HE shld do it. and other lame ppl like me. LIke RACHEL.

2006-04-03T04:06:00.000-07:00

God help me. Im feeling spastic todae. as usual, i can hear u ppl saying. WAHAHA. oh well. oh well. u noe wat? i cant stand mdm mak wif her "gers" and her weird weird stops in her speeches and her big bum and her um, questionable dress sense. hu wears funny funny Ao Dais everyday?in case u were wondering, an Ao Dai is the Vietnamese national costume.u noe the long pants with the even longer shirt? ya lor. SHE IS A WALKING FASHION DISASTER. but, she is a ok-ish principal lah. I was abt to rite summore of her mispronounciations of our lovely english words but, unfortunately, i have totally forgotten wat i was going to say. SO LIKE ME. and i saw yujie. OK. that is lame. sry lah, desperately trying to type something. ok..OH YAH! that POOR MR TAN. ok, i am not infatuated wif him like sijia is, but please, give that poor guy some respect lah! like, he is trying to teach us lor. ok, so he does pronounce children as "chiwlen" and zero as "zelo" even tho he is teaching math, but that is not the point k! like, he is a poor skinny and dorky guy that probably has trouble gettin a girlfren altho i highly doubt cos he has a ring on his ring finger, but wat eva lah! we have to be nice to that man! He deserves our sympathy. Im SUCH a sympathetic person eh? GOSH. I cant do a stinkin pivot table. Im so pathetic. And i have a german test comin up. WHEE~*
As Salty as Satay,
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-03-31T01:48:00.000-08:00

Hello!! ew. this colour is so dull.aaah! much better. tough on the eyes tho. Perfecto!ok,now i shall tok abt my day and crap like that. Ok, i read this incredibly funny post on my fren's fren's blog. i hate to admit, but this girl rites like, incredibly well! even better then me, even tho its on such a weird matter. LOL.Check this out:
so we started a whole conversation on how nanyang should actually organize events like 'shave armpits campaign' and invite our dearest principal to say things like:"gers, you are all teenagers undergoing puberty now. it is important to take note of your own image, especially when the hongzi is sleeveless. yes, even though i don't shave, it's okay, because i wear cheongsams all the time and i don't show my body hair. please deal with your body hair appropriately, i'm sure you know what i'm driving at."(i don't know how she pronounces stuff apart from gers.)or give out shavers to us during youth day or national day or whatever day it is! instead of all those ugly waterbottles which end up at the bin at the end of the day. i mean, nanyang girls would be smart enough to get the hint, wouldn't they? after all we are all capable of solving linear equations and come up with impressive chemical formulas. unless some people are really dense and go like, ?郎?∠??賑餈?銝正?亙僕??餈??典?嚗?/span>hahaha. i mean there are two ways to solve this problem and to stop traumatizing innocent strangers. one is to change the uniform, and the other is to, you know, shave. i personally think that the latter is more economic, and is an easier way out.and omg, imagine this:"girls, we are conducting a spot check now. please lift up your arms."what a lovely sight it would be!and i'm sorry to anyone who's proud of their body hair for posting such stuff. or axillary hair, to be exact.

I was like, laughing like crazy lor!!that girl is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G rite?like, hu dares to rite like that. lol. and todae Dr Lee or Tan or something came to see our classroom. He was like, " so is this 1/10?" and i was like, "hu's that, hu's that?" cos my fren was blockin him. and then she walked away and then i was like, "oh." when i saw him. like wat do u expect me to react? after he called me a banana? i seem to be always associated to fruits lately. First banana, then orange.This shows that i am a very healthy person, haha. and i did adobe photo shop for IT to day. i love the effect brushes!! especially the butterfly one. so nice. i forgot wat else i did again todae so i shall stop here.
whee~*
The Ugly Ducky signing off.

2006-03-30T00:56:00.000-08:00

heehee. ooh. this red looks funny. anyways, hellooo. my latest muse--shld i quit debate? it just...it just doesnt appeal much to me rite now. but anyways, i'll stick to debate till the end of the year. i have to, anyway. and my debate captain sent an email to me!! ok not only to me, but to everyone in the club, but back to the point, i cant imagine someone hu is so serious in person can b so weird and outrageously funny in emails!! haha:) im sry if my postings hardly make sense.well, its my blog mah. WAHAHAHA. we did gym today! It was great! except i couldnt even do the forward roll. but i could do side roll and circle roll and backward roll.and the jam roll. :)i like swiss rolls.:) aaahh. so weird rite? the more diff one i can do and te stupid basic one i cant. aahh. im so lame. lamey. lameo. lameioeioeio.if anyone can pronounce that, i will giv u a kiss. boys and girls are not allowed to take part. WHEE~* im just dumb. i feel dumb. im supposed to b drowning in hw rite now, but OH WELL. u noe me. haha. g2g, goin to watch spongebob squarepants.
As pink as a prawn,
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-03-29T06:06:00.000-08:00

Hello one n all!! Its ur favourite person of all time, Natalee Ho!!! Arent i perfect? yes im PERFECT!! whee~* sry. ive been this hyper all day. WAHAHA. Probably went crazy after being repeatedly called "xiao pang pang" by my chinese dance instructor throughout the whole lesson!!! like wat??that is so degrading....Im such a poor, poor girl.....Oya keefe, if ur reading this, u noe the debate thing? im afraid i got it rong. LOL. i went and asked around just 4 this matter k!! im such a nice person! oh well back to the matter. ACSI is the best school, not CAT HIGH.OOPSIE I MADE A BLOOPSIE. :( ah well. FOR MY TERRIBLE MISTAKE, I SHALL BOW AND BOW AND BOW.SRY!LOL. but cat high is around ny standard oso lah. BUT WE STILL WON!! heeheeeheheee. And my back still hurts after that stupid bridge stint my dance teacher made me do. Like, i have gymnastics tomolo!! aahh. and she made me kiss my knees. while i was lying down. so i was like doing an upsidedown split. she pushed my leg! like, OUCH.she said i was very bendy person tho. so i was happy. WHEE~* i feel so hyper! n hyper.heeeheeheehhee. LOL. ah well. I'll go see if I can try stretch my poor back to its normal state now. BYE!
OOdles of NOOdles,
The Ugly Ducky.

2006-03-21T05:14:00.000-08:00

Hi people. got a SURPRISE science quiz todae. Defintiely going to fail. U noe y? all the questions I actually did only add up to 4 marks. 4 marks?? out of ten?? like, im so darn dead. dead dead.to dae was and still is a bad day. bad day.bad day. in fact, a terrible day. I feel damn hell shitty rite now. i shall not repeat the terrible events of today since it will only succeed in making me even more depressed.im seriously feeling bad todae. and now even when i dun hav hw i feel its too good to b true. i must hav forgotten something sumwhere. lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal:( sry just feel like being depressing to dae. cos i am depressed. how fun.yay. gtg, have to continue with my sighs alone. bye.
The Ugly Ducky signing off.

2006-03-17T23:04:00.000-08:00

hello. sry abt the tagboard being so thick u cant rly read the posts. if it is rly bothering u, pls inform me and i will try to install a better(thinner) one. Thank You
Your dearest Natalee.

2006-03-17T22:44:00.000-08:00

Hi ppl!! oh well. i still have tons and tons of UNFINISHED homework. but i dun feel like doin it. not now at least. which probably means im going to be dead meat. HOW FUn. and alot of ppl seem to keep commenting on my craving for braces(ahem, amanda and cedric). i mean like, wat is so funny and weird abt that?! i want braces to correct my less-than-perfect teeth,thats all. maybe the pain and stuff is quite bad, but comeon, im suffering for beauty. which, may i add, makes it all worthwhile. does'nt it? but, according to my nice dentist, due to the fact that i have some undeveloped teeth(baby teeth), i cant do braces just yet!! so evil rite?? i have to wait till next year. but im proud of my teeth. i have no cavities u noe! so good rite? im so pro:) but still, front teeth r a little to high and sharp, yup, like a vamp. wahaha. but anyways, my dear dentist oso said that i have to many gaps in my teeth. oh well. and Sarah's teeth r so perfect now! i saw her at the Fiesta. she was kindof cold though. hmmph. i guess thats wat happens we all go to diff skools. it is sort of regrettable though. i wonder wat happened to Xiao Hui.... n joyce...oh well. to dae i seem to b tokin abt the weirdest things. anyways. oh, i just finished reading memoirs of a geisha!! good read, but it got me cringing when Sayuri fell in love with a 45 yr old man when she was 12 or 14. and she bcame his mistress!! well, that is obvious, since geisha cant marry. she was like, i dunno,30? and he was like, 60plus. old enuf to b her father, u noe!! but i guess in those days age didnt matter. I dun recommend this to ppl hu r weird, namely, disgusting, because sum parts are, um, questionable. oh well. anyways, g2g!!
The Ugly Ducky signing off.

2006-03-15T04:04:00.000-08:00

hello people! ok i didnt post later last nite. No time lah. And i feel nauseous now.kind of sicky feeling in my throat. aaah.Save me. I just feel dead rite now. i have sooo sooo much hw, but i havent started!!! I just dun feel like doin. and the tagboard isnt up yet. i noe. i'll try to get one now. or mayb later. ARGHHH! im seriously seriously, digressing todae. wahahahaha. we won the debate tho. I felt kindof sry for the op. team, becos two were from the same debate club at skool!!! i felt so bad.And Nicolette was making faces at them!!aahhh. but they had no hard feelings so, i guess it was sort of ok. im sort of hungry rite now. totally. and we had a free fire round!! Nic and Inez thot it was fun. i was more busy looking embarrassed and stressed and flustered. oh well, i guess im just too nice to b a debater. wahaha.
The Ugly Ducky signing off.

2006-03-13T02:59:00.000-08:00

I had debate camp todae!! It was so fun. Probably becos there were nice ppl from other skools. Then not so boring mah, cdun hav to see the same uniforms and same faces everyday. And my fren Melanie was so popular with the bois there, haha. they approached her to join their group leh.she's in sec two.quite pretty lah.the guys who apporoached her oso good looking, haha. Whoops gotta go, have to go to my granny's. Will try, try try, to post again tonite.
The Ugly Ducky signing off.

2006-03-11T06:11:00.000-08:00

hello. just came back from camp!! terrible experience!! The food was so disgusting, the rice was so dry!! and they didnt give any drinks with it!! like, wat the heck?? i almost died of dehydration. tsk tsk. and i rly rly rly hate QH!!! she hugged me!! and lay her head on me!! like, do i noe her very well??? We quarell leh!! like, wat is rong wif her??? siow one. and i dun like instructor Cordelia!!so act-cute!!and she lost her temper at us!! wat kind of camp instructor is she??so bad. and wat is so fun abt Seal Sports?? seriously, i didnt have much fun there. Seriously. i thot it just sucked lor. sheesh. and i was homesick! and i have debate camp comin up!! and i hav soooo much hw!! oh no. im so dead.
The Ugly Ducky signing off.

2006-03-07T06:30:00.000-08:00

hieee!! whew. its 10.30 at nite. dun bother abt the time above. or below. its all wonky k? TOMORROW IS CAMP DAY!! im quite excited. But not so lah. Too many stuff and too much hw. TOO MUCH. Im soooooooo stressed lor! aiyo. dunno wat to do. n the tagboard!!well well well. i cant get it up properly. Its too thick. yeesh. AND....Im proud to announce that everything is back to normal at home!!! YAY! whew. im glad that was over,g2g mum is callin.
The Ugly Ducky signing off.

2006-03-06T03:31:00.000-08:00

The situation at home is much, much better now. Not rly talkin to each other tho. but still, much better. thx to my dad's efforts. He stayed at home the entire day and cooked for us!! Amazing, eh? oh well. still postively drowning in hw.lots. Its funny, i dun understand y we keep blogs. hm. u cant even rite secrets here. unless u want to keep it a very private blog, and tell no one ur blog add. but then that wouldnt be very fun, wud it? there isnt a tagboard now for the time being, but will try to put it up real soon. Still have a debate script to rite. LIKE I CARE ABT SINGAPORE'S ECONOMY!! wat the heck...im not superhuman leh. how wud i noe? this is sooo dumb. aaaahhhh. still dunno wat to do. and the 6b get-together. when is it???sum say jun, sum say march....make up ur mind ppl!! Jun or Mar?? is it sooooo diff to make a choice?? oh pls. ok. im sounding like a brat. well, better go start on my work b4 im rly in trouble.
P.S-->did i mention i becme a teacher during music lessom todae??stupid Dr Lee picked on me again. Led the class in singing. He said i was off key. (like he can sing well *PUKE.)
The Ugly Ducky signing off.

2006-03-05T00:25:00.000-08:00

hello.not rly in a posting mood rite now, but im bored so wat the heck. Wats the deal abt divorce anywaes? wats so good abt it? it hurts everyone around them, and it does'nt make them any happier too. trust me, i noe. my parents. not yet, but thinking of. u might think im very upset, and yes, i am. but i cant cry no more. cried all my tears last night. alone. as usual. but wat can i do?? if my parents dun wana care then me too. Mums comin in. gotta go.
The Ugly Ducky signing off.

2006-03-03T20:19:00.000-08:00

Hi im back....ok is it me or am i bored?? oh shoot this does'nt make sense at all....AAHH! seriously, im goin crazy.....im sooooo bored....oh well. actually i hav tons of hw waitin for me, but its Sat!! i dun feel like touchin it at all. *sigh* im pathetic. seriously i am. i cant study properly, neither am i a total dummy. its like, im stuck in between.i cant be totally sucky up and hardworking like QH, but yet i cant totally not care abt my work too. its just so hard.....ok, those hu are gettin confused....i suggest u dont read the above paragraph. its just me, wif my usual rants. and raves. and complaints. i just gave my pup a shower. it looks rly skinny with its fur wet. Much like an overgrown rat. It looks much better now, after i have blowdried its hair. and i better stop now before i become any lamer.
The Ugly Ducky signing off.

2006-03-02T23:26:00.000-08:00

just came home from skool.....very tired...later still got math tuition!!!oh no.....how leh?? im sooo lazy to go leh.oh well.......wat can i do? today was ok...not much activities todae lah actually. o ya!!i goin to be the main actress in my class play!! WOOHOO!well....actually its no big deal cos im supposed to be a fat tyrant wif a moustache!!n i have to wear a pillow!! aaahh...well, u win some, u lose some lah. i cant wait till lifeskills camp!!im sure it wud be rly fun. i hope.cept we have to wash the toilets...oh no...our toilets r in a terrible state u noe. ew...but anyway, its ok lah. Not like i havent done it b4. those in 6B/05, u noe wat im sayin. P5 sarimbun camp.Traumatic experience. Neways, gotta go. tons of hw waitin for me.:(
The Ugly Ducky signing off.

2006-03-02T05:20:00.000-08:00

halo....this is my first entry!wa tcan i say...hmm.....well,I GOT CHASED OUT OF THE CLASSROOM TODAY!! I wasnt very humiliated, coz this is like, the 3rd time already?? But i still like the teacher. Besides, its my fault i didnt do my hw rite?? seriously im goin nuts. AAAHHHH! im sooo stressed. Heng i didnt go to RGS....must be living hell rite there now if it is so hard in Nanyang.........oh well. this is a rly rly short entry but wdeva.

The Ugly Ducky Signing off.